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Amherst Fire Chief Angry At "Idiots" On Roof
Published: May 21, 2012 | | 168 Clicks |
A Massachusetts fire chief says three college students his firefighters had to rescue from the roof of a campus building are "idiots" for wasting his department's time and money.

DUI: Man Smashed Into Parked Car, Sign, Pole, Drove to Jail
Published: May 20, 2012 | | 326 Clicks |
Of all the parking lots, in all the towns, in all the world, he drove into the one lot belonging to the Sheriff.

Unclothed Man Falls Through Ceiling, Breaks Through Glass Door To Flee Cops
Published: May 20, 2012 | | 214 Clicks |
Police detectives and FBI agents arrested a man this morning after he fell through a ceiling, broke through a glass door and ran naked from the home where police were trying to take him into custody on charges from last year, police said.

Police: Man Stole Swan Eggs From Nest, Cooked Them
Published: May 20, 2012 | | 196 Clicks |
Authorities say a central Florida man stole two swan eggs from a nest and then proceeded to cook them.

"Cookie Monster" To Spend 15 Days In Jail For Violating Probation
Published: May 20, 2012 | | 205 Clicks |
As punishment for violating her probation earlier this year, the 22-year-old "Cookie Monster" will spend 15 days in jail and will have to participate in more community service.

Tenant's Tumult Turns Out To Be Toilet Troubles: Police
Published: May 19, 2012 | | 268 Clicks |
Police rushed to a Victoria housing complex after a man's struggles on the toilet were so noisy that a concerned neighbour called 9-1-1.

Shocking Photos - Man With Underwear Over His Head Breaks Into Coffee Shop
Published: May 19, 2012 | | 518 Clicks |
We have an unusual break-in to report at a local coffee shop.

Man Avoids Jail After Sewing Son's Butt Shut
Published: May 19, 2012 | | 343 Clicks |
A man who took a needle and thread to his son’s buttocks accepted a plea deal that will keep him out of prison.

Teens Faked Robbery As Part Of Game, Police Say
Published: May 19, 2012 | | 187 Clicks |
Sedgwick County prosecutors say three teens who faked a robbery at a Subway restaurant in Wichita were playing a dangerous game called "Urban Skittles."

Ex-Postal Worker Says She's Too Injured To Work, Discovered Running Boston Marathon
Published: May 19, 2012 | | 231 Clicks |
Prosecutors say a former Florida postal worker ran in the Boston Marathon and participated in other athletic events while claiming her back was too badly hurt to deliver the mail.

Few Words, Lots Of Surprise - And No Clothes
Published: May 18, 2012 | | 281 Clicks |
A woman visited a Stewart's Shop and Curtis Lumber within a few minutes of each other Tuesday - with no clothes on.

Women Face Illegal Alcohol Charges After Texting Trooper
Published: May 18, 2012 | | 221 Clicks |
Two women are charged with trying to buy black-market booze in Bethel after accidentally sending a text message about the alcohol to an off-duty Alaska State Trooper, troopers said.

Seattle Car Vandal Takes Nothing, Leaves Tortillas
Published: May 18, 2012 | | 202 Clicks |
Seattle police are scratching their heads about this one.

A car prowler shattered a window of a parked Jeep, stole nothing and left behind a little something for the car's owner - a dozen tortillas scattered across the floor. The crime happened last week near the University of Washington.
Bemused by the break-in, police were moved to pun, saying, "The Seattle Police Department would like to take this opportunity to remind car prowlers that you shouldn't break in to something that's nachos."

Couple Accused Of Slim Jim, Pop-Tarts Pilfering In Vero Beach
Published: May 17, 2012 | | 601 Clicks |
Jourdan Keever thought it a "loving gesture" when her husband rubbed her back in the Vero Beach truck stop.

Muncie Man's Trip To Campus Ends With His Arrest
Published: May 17, 2012 | | 253 Clicks |
A Muncie man's visit to the Ball State University campus on Monday ended with his arrest.

Robbers Help Darby Cops Make Big Marijuana Bust (With Video)
Published: May 17, 2012 | | 342 Clicks |
A sophisticated irrigation system, commercial grow lights, fans, humidifiers and timers allowed a 52-year-old pot farmer to grow a bumper crop with a street value of about $200,000 in a tiny row house on Glen Avon Road, police said.

4 Unclad Inside Car Stun Clerk At Franklin Drive-Thru
Published: May 17, 2012 | | 408 Clicks |
A Wendy's employee fell prey to a group of customers who played a prank as they pulled up the Franklin store's drive-through late Friday night.

10 Stupid Criminals Caught Because Of Stupid Tattoos
Published: May 16, 2012 | | 581 Clicks |
If any of these stupid criminals were planning to commit another crime, they might want to think again. Blending into the woodwork doesn't seem to be an option for these crooks!

Finding $20K Diamond Man Allegedly Swallowed A Dirty Job
Published: May 16, 2012 | | 381 Clicks |
Police in Windsor, Ont., are on a disgusting stakeout - they're waiting for a man accused of stealing and swallowing a $20,000 diamond to have a bowel movement.

Teen Arrested After Homework Left At Crime Scene
Published: May 16, 2012 | | 442 Clicks |
An 18-year-old Utah man was arrested on suspicion of burglary after police say he left his homework at the crime scene.

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