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Man Texted His Parole Officer To Seek Weed
Published: October 25, 2014 | | 70 Clicks |
A New York state man was sentenced to two years in jail after accidentally texting his probation officer a message seeking marijuana.

Man Wearing Zebra-Print Dress Robs Rochester Bank
Published: October 25, 2014 | | 57 Clicks |
Rochester police responded to a robbery at the Bank of New Hampshire on North Main Street Thursday.

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Published: October 25, 2014 | | 67 Clicks |
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Pennsylvania Bank Who Bummed Cigarette During Escape Gets 10 Years In Prison
Published: October 24, 2014 | | 248 Clicks |
A bank robber who stopped during his escape to bum a cigarette off a construction worker has been sentenced to 10 years in prison by a federal judge in Pittsburgh.

Woman Said Jesus Would Pay Her Bill
Published: October 23, 2014 | | 382 Clicks |
An Oklahoma woman allegedly told restaurant workers her husband, Jesus Christ, would soon arrive to pay her tab, but the holy hubby was a no-show, police said.

Drunken Trombone-Playing Clown Fires Gun From Garage, Police Say
Published: October 23, 2014 | | 317 Clicks |
Police arrested a 54-year-old man after he was allegedly seen wearing camouflage pants and a clown mask, shooting a gun at a can in the street.

Shoplifter Gets Schooled By Ultrarunners
Published: October 23, 2014 | | 278 Clicks |
Last Thursday, October 16, at the North Shore branch of Rock/Creek, an outdoor retailer based in Chattanooga, Tennessee, several employees got an unexpected midday run in when a customer allegedly bolted out the door with stolen merchandise.

500-Pound Man Too Large To Fit In Patrol Car, Florida Deputies Say
Published: October 23, 2014 | | 316 Clicks |
A 500-pound man who was too large to fit in the back of a Volusia County sheriff's deputy's patrol car resisted arrest by sitting down and challenging deputies to move him, according to authorities.

Double "Wet-Willy" Lands Airman In Jail
Published: October 22, 2014 | | 386 Clicks |
Giving a stranger a wet Willy could get you an annoying look, a profanity riddled verbal response or even a punch in the nose.

2 Women Steal Costumes From Halloween Shop
Published: October 22, 2014 | | 1949 Clicks |
A Spirit Halloween employee told police that around 8:15 p.m. Monday, the women took police officer costumes, a French maid costume, a clown costume and panty hose. Together, the merchandise is worth more than $200.

Authorities have yet to identify the two women wearing "Zeta" shirts who stole several costumes from a Rock Hill Halloween shop before they were chased out by employees, according to a police report. Click for a Spirit online Halloween coupon!

Oklahoma Woman Behind Bars For Fake Ebola Threat
Published: October 22, 2014 | | 329 Clicks |
An Oklahoma woman is behind bars after allegedly showing up to the hospital and claiming she had Ebola.

Store Clerk Tells Bandit To Bug Off With Spray Can
Published: October 22, 2014 | | 274 Clicks |
A western Pennsylvania convenience store clerk told a would-be bandit to bug off by spraying the suspect with a can of insecticide.

Dealer Arrested Trying To Claim Bag Of Drugs Left On Bus
Published: October 22, 2014 | | 334 Clicks |
A drug dealer who left a large bag of marijuana and hallucinogenic mushrooms on a bus Saturday was arrested trying to claim the drugs from Intercity Transit's lost and found, according to the Olympia Police Department.

Call About Handgun Use On Northway Leads To Pot Arrests
Published: October 21, 2014 | | 339 Clicks |
State troopers arrested four men in Wilton and Queensbury Saturday for marijuana possession, though they originally responded to a call making a different accusation.

Women Saved From California Chimney, Then Arrested
Published: October 21, 2014 | | 389 Clicks |
A woman stuck in the chimney of a Southern California house has been rescued and arrested.

Woman Records Herself Doing Drugs, Judge Orders Her Held
Published: October 20, 2014 | | 548 Clicks |
A Framingham woman recorded herself doing heroin and cocaine while making fun of her probation officer, then posted it online, authorities said on Friday.

Super Drunk Woman Arrested, Mistook Jail For Bar
Published: October 20, 2014 | | 540 Clicks |
One is a building with bars.

Ninja-Turtle-Masked Teen Accused Of Store Robbery
Published: October 19, 2014 | | 551 Clicks |
A Louisiana teen is behind bars after police say he donned a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle mask and used a stick wrapped in plastic to rob a convenience store Thursday morning.

Serial Robber Captured With BB Gun In Oceanside
Published: October 18, 2014 | | 521 Clicks |
A man who allegedly robbed a Carl's Jr. in Oceanside Wednesday afternoon with a BB gun allegedly admitted to four more robberies.

Very "Un-Chill" Church Caretaker Hits Suspected Burglar With Golf Club
Published: October 17, 2014 | | 572 Clicks |
A man caught burglarizing a Beacon Hill church implored the church caretaker to "chill out" after the caretaker chased him down, broke a golf club on him then punched him multiple times in the face, according to the Seattle Police Department.

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