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Petaluma Burglar Eats Tater Tots Falls Asleep On Couch
Published: April 25, 2015 | | 186 Clicks |
A Placerville man was arrested in Petaluma Thursday afternoon after he broke into a house, had himself a snack of tater tots and set down on a sofa to take a nap, only to be discovered by the startled resident, police said.

Thief Sneaks Ice Cream Cooler Past Sleeping Store Clerk
Published: April 25, 2015 | | 124 Clicks |
Deputies in Florida say a thief worked for 15 minutes to drag a cooler full of Good Humor ice cream past a sleeping clerk at a gas station near Fort Lauderdale.

Colorada Man "Kills" Computer
Published: April 25, 2015 | | 122 Clicks |
A Colorado man was pushed to his limit, took his computer into the back alley and fired eight shots into the PC with a 9-mm pistol.

Man Caught With A Minivan Strapped To His Bike
Published: April 24, 2015 | | 416 Clicks |
This motorcyclist in China was pulled over by police when he was caught carrying an entire minivan on the back of his bike.

Bra Bandit Strikes NE Pennsylvania Store - Again
Published: April 24, 2015 | | 277 Clicks |
A bra bandit has struck again at a northeast Pennsylvania mall.

Who Taught Him How To Park?
Published: April 24, 2015 | | 216 Clicks |
A drink driver who was twice the legal limit was caught by police after parking his Vauxhall Astra on two wheels up against a van.

Michigan Woman Gets 3 to 7 Years For Shooting Over McDonald's Burger
Published: April 23, 2015 | | 411 Clicks |
A Michigan woman has been sentenced to three to seven years in prison for opening fire at a McDonald's restaurant after workers twice failed to put bacon on her burgers.

Florida Grandmother In Bikini Arrested For DUI With Grandson In Car
Published: April 23, 2015 | | 312 Clicks |
A grandmother wearing only an itsy-bitsy bikini was arrested for alleged drunken driving after she plowed into the back of a stopped car with her 10-year-old grandson in her vehicle, police said.

Man Lost In Boston Tunnel Vent Calls Police, Gets Arrested
Published: April 23, 2015 | | 238 Clicks |
A man who called police to say he was trapped in an underground storm drain in Boston has been rescued and charged with trespassing.

Man Urinated In Hard Rock Hotel Ice Machine
Published: April 23, 2015 | | 236 Clicks |
A man from England has been charged after he was accused of urinating in an ice machine at Hard Rock Hotel, according to the Orlando Police Department.

South Florida Man Arrested For Driving Car With 13-Year-Old Son On Hood
Published: April 22, 2015 | | 470 Clicks |
A Port St. Lucie woman is facing a child abuse charge after police say she drove down her street with her 13-year-old son clinging to her car hood.

Woman Arrested At JFK Hid Cocaine In Girdle, Underwear
Published: April 22, 2015 | | 290 Clicks |
Authorities quickly found out why an arriving passenger at Kennedy Airport was so nervous: She had 4 pounds of cocaine hidden in her girdle and underwear.

Handcuffed Suspect Steals Police Car, Doesn't Get Far
Published: April 21, 2015 | | 508 Clicks |
A handcuffed man who stole a police car in Alabama has been arrested again.

Man Charged In Fight Over Whether Jordan Or LeBron Is Better
Published: April 21, 2015 | | 402 Clicks |
Police say an argument over whether Michael Jordan or LeBron James is a better basketball player ended in a Pennsylvania man's arrest on aggravated assault and other charges.

Cocoa Burglar Who Showered With Hose Apprehended
Published: April 21, 2015 | | 392 Clicks |
Police have taken into custody a suspect in the burglary that took place on the 1900 block of Otterbein Avenue in Cocoa on Thursday.

"Tree Ninja" Caught Chopping Down Tree With A Hammer
Published: April 19, 2015 | | 629 Clicks |
Boston police say they have arrested a 65-year-old man they believe is the infamous "Brighton Tree Ninja."

Fingerprints On Bottle Lead To Robbery Suspect
Published: April 19, 2015 | | 412 Clicks |
Police say a suspect in a Pennsylvania liquor store stick up tripped himself up by leaving fingerprints on a whiskey bottle before pulling a gun and telling a cashier he was robbing the place to help his kids.

Texas Wal-Mart Employee Accused Of Stealing $240,000 By Faking Returns
Published: April 18, 2015 | | 590 Clicks |
Police arrested Nacina Walker, 50, in what one detective calls the biggest theft case he's ever handled, according to WFAA.

Florida Foursome Facing Felonies For Forklift Foolery
Published: April 18, 2015 | | 409 Clicks |
A group of five teenagers are facing charges after they used their T-shirts to disguise their faces and took a forklift for a caught-on-camera joyride.

Man Wearing Chef's Whites Wanted For Stealing Grill From Walmart
Published: April 18, 2015 | | 498 Clicks |
It is unclear whether the man is an actual chef, but it is clear he wore a chef's uniform when he walked out of Walmart with a grill he did not pay for, according to Chesterfield Police.

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