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Thief Makes Run For It Stealing Diarrhea Tablets
Published: August 01, 2015 | | 66 Clicks |
A thief made a run for it after stealing $20 worth of diarrhoea tablets from a shop in the city centre.

Spurs Jesus Catches Burglar, Holds Him Until Police Arrive
Published: August 01, 2015 | | 49 Clicks |
A suspected burglar accused of trying to break into a Southtown home was arrested Monday night.

Speeding Ontario Woman Says She Wanted To Catch The Sunset
Published: August 01, 2015 | | 47 Clicks |
A desire to get to the cottage before sunset was cited by an Ontario woman accused of driving at nearly double the speed limit.

Most Ridiculous Emergency Call Ever! Man Wants Cat Arrested For Eating His Bacon
Published: July 31, 2015 | | 270 Clicks |
This is the ridiculous moment a man dials 999 and asks police to arrest his cat for eating his bacon.

Bank Robber Snatches Free Lollipop Before Fleeing
Published: July 31, 2015 | | 230 Clicks |
This bank robber was leaving nothing behind.

Montco Bank Robber Left Loot In Taxi
Published: July 31, 2015 | | 194 Clicks |
The bank robber tried to get away in a cab, only to see it get stalled by traffic, and then left the stolen loot in the back seat, police said.

Man Joyrides Through Jail Lawn
Published: July 30, 2015 | | 313 Clicks |
A driver who refused to move his vehicle Monday from outside the Hernando County Detention Center took a short joyride through the jail's lawn before deputies arrested him, according to the Hernando County Sheriff's Office.

Gone In 12 Seconds: Clerk's Expensive Watch And The Robber Who Took It
Published: July 30, 2015 | | 283 Clicks |
In about 12 seconds, a focused and armed robber ran into a Pembroke Park Mobil station and unburdened a clerk of his pricey watch.

ATM Workers Forget Bag Of Cash, Man Drives Off With $150K
Published: July 29, 2015 | | 311 Clicks |
Police say a man drove off with a bag containing $150,000 in cash after two employees who were replenishing ATMs mistakenly left it on a lawn in northern New Jersey.

2 State Chase Began Over Warrant For Stolen Underwear
Published: July 29, 2015 | | 289 Clicks |
Police say a man who led officers on a wild two-hour chase spanning two states had been facing charges of stealing $21 worth of underwear from a supermarket.

Crooks Caught On Camera Stealing $5K Worth Of Cosmetics
Published: July 29, 2015 | | 248 Clicks |
A beauty supply store's high-quality surveillance cameras caught two thieves red-handed as they stuffed thousands of dollars worth of nail polish into their bags, and police hope someone may notice those responsible.

"Crazy" Driving Leads To Wreck And Arrests
Published: July 28, 2015 | | 286 Clicks |
Tulsa Police said a group of people "driving a little crazy" on the way back from the lake wrecked on the Sand Springs Expressway Monday morning. The 7 a.m. collision took place in the 1300 block of the highway just west of the IDL.

Man Arrested, Accused Of Locking Grandmother Outside In Rain
Published: July 28, 2015 | | 474 Clicks |
Police arrested a Gainesville man early Friday morning on allegations he left his grandmother outside in heavy rain, police reported.

Judge Bans NJ Woman For Life From Walmarts In America
Published: July 27, 2015 | | 446 Clicks |
A municipal judge has barred a Hopatcong woman from entering any Walmart in the country after she admitted to shoplifting from the superstore's Mout Olive location last year.

1 Car, 2 DUIs After Passenger Jumps In Driver's Seat
Published: July 27, 2015 | | 395 Clicks |
One traffic stop netted two drunk-driving arrests in Vermont after police say a backseat passenger jumped in the driver's seat.

Man Caught Peeing Had 5 Ounces Of Pot And Loaded Handgun
Published: July 26, 2015 | | 509 Clicks |
Two separate quality-of-life stops produced a pair of gun recoveries just hours apart in Queens, police said Saturday.

Handcuffed Man Stole Deputy's Cruiser
Published: July 26, 2015 | | 390 Clicks |
A man whom police say stole a King County Sheriff's Office patrol car while handcuffed was taken into custody Saturday afternoon.

Serial Pooper Has Been Targeting Holes Of Norwegian Golf Course
Published: July 25, 2015 | | 619 Clicks |
The groundskeeper of a Norwegian golf course said a mystery pooper targeting course holes must be a man "because the poos are too massive to be from a woman."

Fake Policeman Caught Using Hollywood Actor ID
Published: July 25, 2015 | | 458 Clicks |
The man was detained in Valencia, when officers saw him running down a street "as if he was being chased by someone", according to a statement released by Valencia local police.

Man Who Called 911 Sought Help With Air Conditioner
Published: July 24, 2015 | | 568 Clicks |
State police say a western Pennsylvania man with a penchant for making unnecessary emergency calls recently complained of chest pains so he could ask medics to help him fix his air conditioner.

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