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Thief Smashes Car Window But Leaves $1 Million Lottery Ticket Behind
Published: May 29, 2015 | | 206 Clicks |
A Seattle couple has lucked out twice with the same lottery ticket.

Man Stuffed AK-47 Rifle Down His Pants At Davie Pawn Shop, Police Say
Published: May 29, 2015 | | 161 Clicks |
A 19-year-old man is facing grand theft charges after he was seen stuffing rifles down his pants at a pawn shop in Davie, according to court records.

Police Make Example Of "Homeless" Man Begging With $800 In Pockets
Published: May 28, 2015 | | 395 Clicks |
Police in Slidell, Louisiana, are raising eyebrows with a controversial Facebook post about homelessness.

Steering Wheel Snatchers Break Into Freshers' Car
Published: May 28, 2015 | | 272 Clicks |
Baffled police say it's the first time they've ever had someone steal a steering wheel.

Man Steals Cellphone While Woman Checks Blood Pressure
Published: May 28, 2015 | | 265 Clicks |
Surveillance cameras captured a man stealing a woman's cellphone while she was checking her blood pressure at an Oakland Park pharmacy last month.

Craigslist Ad Backfires In Mesa Marijuana Arrest
Published: May 27, 2015 | | 355 Clicks |
Mesa police arrested a man on suspicion of selling marijuana and cannabis wax on Craigslist after an officer made a deal over the Internet to buy the drugs, according to court documents.

Cook Charged After Calling 911 To Report Cop
Published: May 27, 2015 | | 384 Clicks |
A waffle shop cook has been arrested for allegedly calling the cops on a cop, according to Lynn Haven Police Department reports.

18-Year-Old Prisoner Is Trying To Eat His Way Out Of Jail
Published: May 26, 2015 | | 562 Clicks |
He was a promising athlete and a local basketball star but Lamont Cathey is now languishing in prison, trying to eat his way out. Literally.

Orange City Twins Charged After Throwing Bricks At Each Other
Published: May 26, 2015 | | 345 Clicks |
Twin 52-year-old brothers are facing the same charge after throwing bricks at each other during an argument, Orange City police said.

Sausage Dispute Leads To Arrest To A Man Named Bacon
Published: May 25, 2015 | | 526 Clicks |
A Madison man whose last name is Bacon, ironically, was arrested for assaulting another person during a dispute over food, police said.

Slidell Cop Chases Down "Student Driver" Going 110MPH
Published: May 25, 2015 | | 418 Clicks |
An off-duty Slidell Police detective got quite the surprise when a car labeled "student driver" whizzed past him at more than 110 mph in Bay St. Louis, Miss., on Sunday (May 24) authorities said.

Thieves "Borrow" PennDOT Truck From Storage Lot
Published: May 25, 2015 | | 366 Clicks |
For almost six hours someone took a PennDOT truck on a joyride from a maintenance yard near Hollidaysburg.

Police don't know where exactly the thieves drove the truck, but they put 37 miles on the odometer. State Police said the truck-thieves then returned the truck to the yard and parked it before fleeing the area.

Campaign Worker Sends Fake News Release Saying Foe Left Race
Published: May 24, 2015 | | 410 Clicks |
A campaign worker for a New Hampshire House hopeful has been charged with a felony for sending out a fake news release saying the opponent had dropped out of the race.

Woman Hits Self With Bowling Ball As Cover For Robbery
Published: May 24, 2015 | | 519 Clicks |
A 30-year-old employee of Pla-Mor Lanes triggered a massive rapid response from Decatur police when she reported she was knocked unconscious by a robber with a bowling ball who emptied the company's safe.

Man Shoplifts While Wearing A Football Shirt With His Name On It
Published: May 23, 2015 | | 650 Clicks |
A shoplifter nearly committed the perfect crime recently - the only hiccup being that he had his name written on the back of his shirt.

Accused Home Burglar Arrested After DUI Stop
Published: May 23, 2015 | | 459 Clicks |
A 37-year-old Osceola County man was arrested after he was accused of drunkenly breaking into a Kissimmee home early Wednesday morning.

Elderly Woman Shoots Robot, Holds Cops At Bay For 22 Hours
Published: May 23, 2015 | | 464 Clicks |
An elderly woman in California shot a police robot and held authorities at bay for 22 hours after she called them to a mobile home and pulled a gun on them, sheriff's deputies said.

Man Strips To Protest Overbooked Flight In Charlotte
Published: May 23, 2015 | | 428 Clicks |
Travelers at North Carolina's Charlotte Douglas International Airport said a man stripped naked in the concourse because he was mad about an overbooked flight.

Fugitive Arrested After Returning To Crime Scene For Hat
Published: May 22, 2015 | | 534 Clicks |
An 18-year-old Willoughby man eluded police officers during a pursuit, but was taken into custody when he returned to the crime scene for his lost hat, police said.

Bayonne Man Stole Police Officer's Cell Phone In Deli: Cops
Published: May 22, 2015 | | 410 Clicks |
A 34-year-old city man has been accused of stealing a uniformed police officer's cell phone while they were the only two patrons in a Bayonne deli, according to police.

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