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Police: Man With Chicken In Pants At Palm Springs Store
Published: August 07, 2008 | | 156 clicks
A man with an unusual bulge in his pants was arrested in front of a Wal-Mart Supercenter in Palm Springs when he admitted he was trying to steal chicken, police said.

Man With Play-Doh Bomb Arrested After Standof f At Lingerie Store
Published: August 07, 2008 | | 93 clicks
Police arrested a man and charged him with second-degree kidnapping after a brief standoff at a lingerie store.

Randy Badger Sparks Police Manhunt
Published: August 07, 2008 | | 64 clicks
A randy badger sparked a police manhunt for a sex attacker when his howls of passion were mistaken for a woman screaming.

Woman Arrested Over Lasagne Attack
Published: August 06, 2008 | | 252 clicks
A woman has been arrested after allegedly attacking her husband with a frozen lasagne.

Jewel Gang Foiled As Shoppers Take Getaway Car Keys
Published: August 06, 2008 | | 176 clicks
Members of the public quickly realised the stolen blue Peugeot outside the shop was the robbers' getaway car, so one man simply turned off the engine and removed the keys.

Drive-Through Customer Flees With McDonald's Employee's Shirt, Deputies Say
Published: August 06, 2008 | | 154 clicks
It's safe to assume Joseph Henry Devalle didn't order a Happy Meal.

Latest Excuse For Driving 80 MPH In Wrong Lane? Texting
Published: August 06, 2008 | | 139 clicks
A 25-year-old driver in Cass County offered a lesson Sunday in what not to do while driving.

Nude Intruder Falls For Police Sting
Published: August 05, 2008 | | 440 clicks
A nude intruder fell for a police sting when they chased him out of a swimming pool straight into a hedge of nettles.

Man Calls 911 After Subway Left Sauce Off Sandwich
Published: August 05, 2008 | | 240 clicks
Jacksonville police say Reginald Peterson needs to learn that 911 is not the appropriate place to complain that Subway left the sauce off a spicy Italian sandwich.

Suspect Owes Arrest To A Turtle With A Transmitter
Published: August 05, 2008 | | 165 clicks
From the files of the U.S. Park Police, Incident No. 08-29683: Suspicious vegetation in Rock Creek Park.

Alleged Pickup Thief Loses Truck To Carjacker
Published: August 05, 2008 | | 147 clicks
A pickup truck thief lost his purloined Chevy Silverado to an armed carjacker during a 7-Eleven stop. Police Cmdr. Kelly McMillin said "you couldn't make up something stranger than this."

Mum's Finger Horror In Court
Published: August 04, 2008 | | 435 clicks
A mum caused uproar in court when she pulled two fingers from her handbag and said they belonged to one of her children.

Driver With Nude Passenger Cited For Running Red Light
Published: August 04, 2008 | | 443 clicks
A driver distracted by a naked woman in her back seat ran a red light and caused a five-car wreck.

Man Arrested For Threatening To Attack A Non-Existent Train
Published: August 04, 2008 | | 214 clicks
This non-entertainment news, but such a stupid person deserves an exception:

Police Arrested Woman Who Left Her Wallet In Stolen Purse
Published: August 03, 2008 | | 307 clicks
A Berea woman who left her wallet in a purse she allegedly tried to steal was arrested Thursday.

Robbery Meltdown At Ice Cream Store
Published: August 03, 2008 | | 255 clicks
Friday just wasn't a good day to try to rob a westside ice cream store.

Police: Man Posed As Officer To Steal Gas
Published: August 03, 2008 | | 179 clicks
Suburban Chicago police say a man allegedly posed as a police officer to fill his Jaguar with free gas at least 10 times.

The Egg Bandits
Published: August 02, 2008 | | 218 clicks
Pennsylvania police say a couple is responsible for egging the property of more than 400 people.

Will Thief Make A Clean Breast Of It?
Published: August 02, 2008 | | 406 clicks
Now we know the secret Victoria has been keeping. Her store can charge $50 for a bra, for a single piece of underwear, and people will pay it!

Police: Landlord Crashes Hummer Into Tenant's Home For Back Rent
Published: August 02, 2008 | | 223 clicks
A landlord was arrested and charged after he crashed his Hummer into a tenant's home because they were behind on their rent, New Castle County police said.

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