| Is This The World's Weirdest Burglary? | | Published: September 08, 2008 | Permalink | 31 clicks | A burglar who broke into a home just east of Fresno rubbed spices over the body of one of two men as they slept in their rooms and then used an 8-inch sausage to whack the other man in the face and head before he ran out the house, Fresno County sheriff's deputies said Saturday.
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| Man Offers Resident $100 For Hiding Spot | | Published: September 07, 2008 | Permalink | 140 clicks | A man on the run from Pasco County deputies offered a Spring Hill woman $100 to hide him from authorities.
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| Wheelchair Robber Rolls In, Rips Off 7-Eleven | | Published: September 07, 2008 | Permalink | 119 clicks | A wheelchair getaway at a 7-Eleven has police looking for an unusual robbery suspect.
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| Alleged Bank Robber Bought Lotto Tickets | | Published: September 07, 2008 | Permalink | 81 clicks | Police in Joliet, Ill., said a bank robbery suspect was arrested after he used allegedly stolen money to buy lottery tickets minutes after the crime.
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| Police Nap Robbery Suspect | | Published: September 07, 2008 | Permalink | 55 clicks | A 66-year-old Port Huron man police believe robbed a bank is in custody today.
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| Police: Man Tried To Hide Pot In Cop Car | | Published: September 06, 2008 | Permalink | 217 clicks | Police in Johnson County, Iowa, said a man who was on his way to jail attempted to hide 12 packages of marijuana in the squad car that was transporting him.
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| Granny, 71, Fights Thug | | Published: September 06, 2008 | Permalink | 165 clicks | A feisty 71-year-old retired nurse fought off a hulking mugger outside her Upper East Side home yesterday - chasing him down the street even after he'd stabbed her twice.
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| Alleged Credit Card Thief Signs Name on Receipts | | Published: September 05, 2008 | Permalink | 230 clicks | Iowa City police say they didn't have much trouble finding a man accused of using a stolen credit card - he signed his own name to the receipts.
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| Man Accused Of Making License Plate "Disappear" | | Published: September 05, 2008 | Permalink | 344 clicks | New York authorities didn't see this one coming.
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| Man Uses Cocaine "With Prostitutes" | | Published: September 05, 2008 | Permalink | 246 clicks | A Silverdale man was booked into the Kitsap County jail early Sunday on suspicion of DUI and drug possession, after telling a state trooper that he only uses cocaine "when he is with the prostitutes," according to Kitsap County court documents.
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| Man Shows Up In Pa. Court With Loaded Handgun | | Published: September 05, 2008 | Permalink | 159 clicks | A central Pennsylvania man faces additional charges after showing up for a hearing on summary charges of public drunkenness and disorderly conduct with a loaded handgun.
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| Cross-Dressing Thief Leaves Fake Breast Behind | | Published: September 04, 2008 | Permalink | 264 clicks | Police in Port St. Lucie are on the lookout for a cross-dressing man who snatched a 74-year-old woman's purse.
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| Coffee Masturbator Tells Police He Needs To Stop | | Published: September 04, 2008 | Permalink | 307 clicks | A man addicted to masturbation and flashing coffee makers has thanked police for catching him saying he needs a hand to stop.
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| Jaywalker Allegedly Moons Motorists After Ticket | | Published: September 04, 2008 | Permalink | 151 clicks | Athens-Clarke police have arrested a woman who they say started mooning motorists after she received a ticket for jaywalking.
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| NYC Man Charged With Selling Stolen Bras Online | | Published: September 04, 2008 | Permalink | 166 clicks | A New York man has been charged with selling $80,000 worth of stolen Victoria's Secret bras online.
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| Police Seize Alligators In Brazil Drug Raid | | Published: September 04, 2008 | Permalink | 172 clicks | Brazilian police say they've literally taken a bite out of crime.
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| The New Sheriff In Town | | Published: August 30, 2008 | Permalink | 490 clicks | 
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| Residents: Beagle Stealing Shoes | | Published: August 29, 2008 | Permalink | 489 clicks | People in Waveland, Ind., say a string of bizarre shoe thefts are being blamed on a beagle believed to be taking the shoes to a local fire station.
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| Man Celebrates 32nd Birthday Swimming Naked; Gets Arrested | | Published: August 29, 2008 | Permalink | 589 clicks | Levi Zachary Humphrey had a novel way of celebrating his 23rd birthday -- in his birthday suit.
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| Naples Teens With Stolen Debit Card In Pocket: | | Published: August 29, 2008 | Permalink | 704 clicks | When Collier County sheriff's deputies arrested a 19-year-old man on trespassing charges at Wal-Mart on Monday, and then found a stolen debit card in his pants pocket, the teen had a perfectly good excuse.
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| Two Cabbage Patch dolls, one Chatty Cathy and three other dolls, along with a storage box, were reported missing after a padlock was cut in the basement storage area of a Fisher Road apartment complex. |
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Bai Ling
Airport police arrested actress Bai Ling (Lost, Revenge of the Sith) after she stole two celebrity magazines and a pack of batteries from a gift shop at Los Angeles International Airport.
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