| Tree Suits! German Cops' Secret Weapon | | Published: November 21, 2008 | Permalink | 65 clicks | German police have gone to new lengths to nab a serial burglar dressing up in tree suits and waiting in a forest for eight hours.
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| Trail Of Ink Led To Arrest Of Man Who Stole Cash, Court Hears | | Published: November 21, 2008 | Permalink | 31 clicks | Jason Clarke (aged 29) of O'Devaney Gardens, pleaded guilty to stealing the box from a Securicor worker as he delivered it to a ATM in the Park Shopping Center, off Prussia Street, on Januayry 11, 2008.
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| Breast Pump Bandits | | Published: November 21, 2008 | Permalink | 36 clicks | Port St. Lucie, Florida police are looking for two Coral Springs men who they suspect stole more than four dozen breast pumps from a local Babies "R" Us store.
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| Drug Dealer Recycles Himself To Escape | | Published: November 21, 2008 | Permalink | 32 clicks | German police have mounted a nationwide search for a convicted drug dealer who escaped from jail by hiding in a cardboard box to be taken away for recycling.
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| Pasta Jar Penis Man Chased By Police | | Published: November 20, 2008 | Permalink | 612 clicks | A man has been fined after he was caught by police in his car with his penis in a pasta jar.
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| Indiana Inmates Sneak Through Ceiling To Have Sex | | Published: November 20, 2008 | Permalink | 343 clicks | Three male and three female inmates at a southern Indiana jail face charges that they devised a way to sneak between cell blocks to help pass their time behind bars by having sex.
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| Naked Man Holds Up Motor Racing Meet | | Published: November 19, 2008 | Permalink | 634 clicks | A car race had to be stopped in Australia's Northern Territory when a streaker ran on to the track and started splashing about naked in a mud puddle.
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| Police Foil Quick-Change Artists' Trick | | Published: November 19, 2008 | Permalink | 219 clicks | Allentown police arrested two suspects who they say stole nearly $69,000 in antique coins from a Merchant's Square Mall dealer on Sunday.
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| Man In Wheelchair Allegedly Hides Cash In Leg | | Published: November 19, 2008 | Permalink | 206 clicks | Authorities on Florida's east coast have arrested a man in a wheelchair who they say robbed a credit union on Merritt Island and hid the money in his prosthetic leg.
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| Man Nabbed After Hitting Girlfriend With Sandwich | | Published: November 19, 2008 | Permalink | 250 clicks | A man faces a domestic battery charge after allegedly hitting his girlfriend with a sandwich as she was driving on Interstate 95 on Friday.
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| Caught On Camera: ATM Theft | | Published: November 19, 2008 | Permalink | 283 clicks | Officers are calling it a gutsy move.
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| Kentucky Inmate Who Escaped Jail Returns On Own | | Published: November 19, 2008 | Permalink | 186 clicks | Chad Toy's escape from jail wasn't what shocked his jailers; it was his plea to be let back in.
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| Stupid Criminals Of The Month: November Edition | | Published: November 18, 2008 | Permalink | 1738 clicks | People do stupid things. Stupid people do stupider things. Stupid criminals are even higher up in the rankings for doing stupendously stupider things.
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| Dumb Crook Botches Getaway | | Published: November 18, 2008 | Permalink | 387 clicks | A man accused of robbing a convenience store in South Carolina is being talked about because of his unusal attempted getaway.
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| Police: Man Stole $20,000 Worth Of Wine | | Published: November 18, 2008 | Permalink | 288 clicks | Police said they have arrested a Denver man suspected of stealing more than $20,000 worth of wine and selling the pilfered beverages on the Internet.
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| Unzipped Man Drives Past Officer Twice With Flat Tire | | Published: November 18, 2008 | Permalink | 217 clicks | A driver who drove with a flat tire by a Crestview Police officer and then reversed and backed up through the same intersection, was pulled over Nov. 7.
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| Police: Mower Driver On Drugs | | Published: November 18, 2008 | Permalink | 157 clicks | A Glens Falls man who was arrested Thursday night in connection with charges that he had a safe full of pot stolen from his home was charged early Saturday when police found him driving downtown on a riding lawnmower while under the influence of marijuana, police said.
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| Cop Use Greasy Fingerprints To Nab Hungry Burglar | | Published: November 17, 2008 | Permalink | 262 clicks | A prosecutor says greasy fingerprints led police in Virginia to a suspect with sticky fingers.
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| Doug Clark: Bad Math Is Just Plain Criminal | | Published: November 17, 2008 | Permalink | 290 clicks | Mathematical incompetence has spread to all levels of society.
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| Holdup Suspect Complained Bank Had No Cash | | Published: November 15, 2008 | Permalink | 472 clicks | A would-be bank robber threatened to file an official complaint after finding that a bank in Springettsbury Township, Pa., had no cash on hand, police said.
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| A Meadow Drive woman reported Thursday that sometime on June 22, someone entered a bedroom in her house and stole a pair of diamond earrings worth $1,100. The woman's daughter reportedly admitted that she sold the earrings to a dealer for $50. |
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