| Pasta Jar Penis Man Chased By Police | | Published: November 20, 2008 | Permalink | 385 clicks | A man has been fined after he was caught by police in his car with his penis in a pasta jar.
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| Indiana Inmates Sneak Through Ceiling To Have Sex | | Published: November 20, 2008 | Permalink | 229 clicks | Three male and three female inmates at a southern Indiana jail face charges that they devised a way to sneak between cell blocks to help pass their time behind bars by having sex.
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| Naked Man Holds Up Motor Racing Meet | | Published: November 19, 2008 | Permalink | 546 clicks | A car race had to be stopped in Australia's Northern Territory when a streaker ran on to the track and started splashing about naked in a mud puddle.
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| Police Foil Quick-Change Artists' Trick | | Published: November 19, 2008 | Permalink | 197 clicks | Allentown police arrested two suspects who they say stole nearly $69,000 in antique coins from a Merchant's Square Mall dealer on Sunday.
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| Man In Wheelchair Allegedly Hides Cash In Leg | | Published: November 19, 2008 | Permalink | 179 clicks | Authorities on Florida's east coast have arrested a man in a wheelchair who they say robbed a credit union on Merritt Island and hid the money in his prosthetic leg.
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| Man Nabbed After Hitting Girlfriend With Sandwich | | Published: November 19, 2008 | Permalink | 230 clicks | A man faces a domestic battery charge after allegedly hitting his girlfriend with a sandwich as she was driving on Interstate 95 on Friday.
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| Caught On Camera: ATM Theft | | Published: November 19, 2008 | Permalink | 258 clicks | Officers are calling it a gutsy move.
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| Kentucky Inmate Who Escaped Jail Returns On Own | | Published: November 19, 2008 | Permalink | 160 clicks | Chad Toy's escape from jail wasn't what shocked his jailers; it was his plea to be let back in.
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| Stupid Criminals Of The Month: November Edition | | Published: November 18, 2008 | Permalink | 1682 clicks | People do stupid things. Stupid people do stupider things. Stupid criminals are even higher up in the rankings for doing stupendously stupider things.
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| Dumb Crook Botches Getaway | | Published: November 18, 2008 | Permalink | 362 clicks | A man accused of robbing a convenience store in South Carolina is being talked about because of his unusal attempted getaway.
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| Police: Man Stole $20,000 Worth Of Wine | | Published: November 18, 2008 | Permalink | 280 clicks | Police said they have arrested a Denver man suspected of stealing more than $20,000 worth of wine and selling the pilfered beverages on the Internet.
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| Unzipped Man Drives Past Officer Twice With Flat Tire | | Published: November 18, 2008 | Permalink | 205 clicks | A driver who drove with a flat tire by a Crestview Police officer and then reversed and backed up through the same intersection, was pulled over Nov. 7.
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| Police: Mower Driver On Drugs | | Published: November 18, 2008 | Permalink | 147 clicks | A Glens Falls man who was arrested Thursday night in connection with charges that he had a safe full of pot stolen from his home was charged early Saturday when police found him driving downtown on a riding lawnmower while under the influence of marijuana, police said.
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| Cop Use Greasy Fingerprints To Nab Hungry Burglar | | Published: November 17, 2008 | Permalink | 253 clicks | A prosecutor says greasy fingerprints led police in Virginia to a suspect with sticky fingers.
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| Doug Clark: Bad Math Is Just Plain Criminal | | Published: November 17, 2008 | Permalink | 283 clicks | Mathematical incompetence has spread to all levels of society.
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| Holdup Suspect Complained Bank Had No Cash | | Published: November 15, 2008 | Permalink | 462 clicks | A would-be bank robber threatened to file an official complaint after finding that a bank in Springettsbury Township, Pa., had no cash on hand, police said.
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| Prisoner Mails Himself To Freedom | | Published: November 15, 2008 | Permalink | 555 clicks | An inmate escaped from jail in Germany by posting himself out of prison in a giant FedEx box of dirty laundry.
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| You Can't Arrest Me, You Ran Over My Foot | | Published: November 15, 2008 | Permalink | 386 clicks | Police arrested a man after he resisted because he claimed the police vehicle ran over his foot.
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| Man Accused Of Urinating On Arresting Officer | | Published: November 14, 2008 | Permalink | 823 clicks | A 35-year-old man faces charges after allegedly driving drunk and then urinating in the back of a squad car and on the arresting officer.
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| Man Arrested After Wheeling Stolen Heater Down Street | | Published: November 14, 2008 | Permalink | 589 clicks | Police in Memphis figured something wasn't right when they spotted a man wheeling a water heater down a street on a dolly.
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| At 9:31 a.m., a woman called from the 11000 block of Wolf Road to report someone blew up a mailbox across from her house during night. |
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Tony LaRussa
Jupiter, Florida, authorities charged MLB manager Tony LaRussa with drunk driving in March 2007. The official report states that the St. Louis Cardinals' manager was slumped over the wheel of a Ford SUV in an intersection around midnight. After failing field sobriety tests, the 62-year-old LaRussa was transported to the Palm Beach County Jail, where Breathalyzer tests showed his blood alcohol content to be .093 - above Florida's .08 legal limit. LaRussa posted $500 bond and was released.
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