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"Gold" Rings Stolen From Ohio Shop Just Brass
Published: November 17, 2009 | | | 190 clicks |
An Ohio jeweler says thieves who smashed their way into his store and got away with rings are in for a surprise when they try to sell them.

Officials Find Potatoes Disguised As Chocolates
Published: November 17, 2009 | | | 184 clicks |
A traveler who arrived at Miami International Airport earlier this month must pay a $300 penalty for trying to smuggle fresh sweet potatoes from Bolivia into the United States by disguising the vegetables as a candy.

Big Macs, Spoons & Prison Break-Ins! It's The Top 10 Stupid Criminals
Published: November 15, 2009 | | | 880 clicks |
Two stories caught our eye today, both involving criminals who are clearly one sandwich short of a picnic.

Essex Police Cardboard Copper Stolen By Drunken Prankster
Published: November 15, 2009 | | | 321 clicks |
A life-size cardboard cut out of a policeman, designed to scare would-be thieves, was stolen by a drunken prankster.

You Can't Judge A Crook By His Cover
Published: November 14, 2009 | | | 561 clicks |
Brian Winner might want to get himself a new reading list.

Suspect Returns To Crime Scene For Cell Phone
Published: November 14, 2009 | | | 436 clicks |
Sioux Falls Police arrested a 20-year-old man on Wednesday when he returned to the scene of a crime to retrieve his cell phone.

Woman Who Mistook Cop For Sonic Car Hop Faces DUI
Published: November 14, 2009 | | | 385 clicks |
A woman who mistook a police officer for a car hop at a Sonic drive-in was charged with DUI and possession of drug paraphernalia.

Thieves Steal Circus Van- And Lion
Published: November 14, 2009 | | | 350 clicks |
Thieves in Germany stole a circus van - without realising there was a lion asleep in the back.

Tampa Man Calls 911, Asks For Sex; He Gets Jail Instead
Published: November 13, 2009 | | | 687 clicks |
Joshua Basso said his cell phone ran out of minutes Wednesday, so he called the one number that he knew is always free - 911 - with an unusual request.

Largo Police Say Report Of Attack Is All Baloney, Down to Potato Smash
Published: November 13, 2009 | | | 274 clicks |
A 51-year-old man with a lengthy arrest record seemed to be on the right side on the law Tuesday night when he called police to report a woman was being attacked.

Pizza Delivery Driver's Car Is Stolen At Parsippany Sheraton As He Dropped Off Pies
Published: November 13, 2009 | | | 264 clicks |
Here's a tip for the pizza delivery guy: Don't leave your sports car running outside when you're dropping off the pies.

Thief Busted After Falling Asleep On The Job
Published: November 12, 2009 | | | 614 clicks |
An exhausted thief fell asleep in the process of seemingly trying to pick the lock of a shopping centre.

Suspect Leaves Nose Behind In Tuscumbia Robbery
Published: November 12, 2009 | | | 397 clicks |
Tuscumbia police are investigating a robbery case, where the suspect left behind an unusual piece of evidence - his nose.

Man Allegedly Reports Fake Murder To Speed Police
Published: November 12, 2009 | | | 292 clicks |
Police said an East Texas man has outsmarted himself in trying to get a quicker response from officers to an alleged assault.

Teenagers Caught Having Sex Romp On Veg Market Stall
Published: November 11, 2009 | | | 938 clicks |
A teenager was arrested after being caught with his trousers down during a romp with his girlfriend on a fruit and vegetable stall, it emerged today.

Accidental 911 Call Leads To Drug Bust
Published: November 11, 2009 | | | 462 clicks |
Yukon police say a big drug bust was made possible thanks to an accidental call to 911.

Four Men In Naked Car Wash Romp As Girlfriends Filmed Them
Published: November 10, 2009 | | | 744 clicks |
Four young men who were caught cooling off naked inside a central Queensland car wash have been warned their prank could have had much more serious consequences.

Is That A Banana In Your Pocket?
Published: November 10, 2009 | | | 590 clicks |
A man who robbed a Bethlehem bank kept a rotten banana in his pocket to make it look as if he had a gun, police say.

Drunk Driver Calls Cops To Report Marijuana Theft
Published: November 10, 2009 | | | 398 clicks |
Oregon police have charged a man with drunk driving after he called police to report that his marijuana had been stolen.

Accused E. Bay Car Thief Steals Car To Go To Court
Published: November 08, 2009 | | | 551 clicks |
A 24-year old Oakland man is under arrest after authorities say he stole a car to make a court appearance on an auto theft charge.

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