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Naked Burglar Had Champagne, Took Shower, Cops Say
Published: April 15, 2012 | | 688 Clicks |
Police say a naked burglar has been arrested while taking a shower after he sipped champagne and ate a meal in a Southern California family's home.

Man Hangs His Head, Points To Gym Bag Containing Pot
Published: April 15, 2012 | | 456 Clicks |
A man who was stopped for speeding found himself in even hotter water when marijuana was found in his gym bag.

Man Attempted To Rob Three Banks With A Toilet Plunger
Published: April 14, 2012 | | 981 Clicks |
A Utica man faces felony charges. Police say he attempted to rob three different banks armed with a toilet plunger. Surveillance photos captured the suspect entering the Key Bank on Genesee Street Thursday afternoon.

FHP: Car-Theft Suspect Caught Defecating On Side Of I-95
Published: April 14, 2012 | | 497 Clicks |
A woman was arrested and suspected of stealing a car after she was caught defecating on the side of Interstate 95, WPBF 25 News has learned.

"Disabled" Golfer Caught Practicing On The Fairway
Published: April 14, 2012 | | 498 Clicks |
Scrounger Michael Scott, 59, claimed the top level of disability allowance after telling officials he could only crawl up stairs and got back down by sliding on his back.

Police: CBS Robberies Were An Inside Job; Three Suspects Arrested
Published: April 14, 2012 | | 335 Clicks |
A store employee and two accomplices are in custody in connection with two armed robberies of a CVS in Potomac.

Dealer Tied 89 Bags To Private Part, Peed At The Station
Published: April 13, 2012 | | 866 Clicks |
Folcroft Police Corporal Christopher Eiserman has seen a lot during his 14 years as a cop in Delaware County.

Woman Stole TV, Iron, Curtains, Garbage Can, Bedspread, Rug From Hotel Room
Published: April 13, 2012 | | 513 Clicks |
Hillsborough County Sheriff's detectives are asking for the public's help in identifying the woman caught on hotel surveillance walking out with a TV from one of the rooms that is under renovation at Sabal Suites in Tampa, according to a news release from the Hillsborough County Sheriff's Office.

Robbers Scared Off By Own Gun
Published: April 13, 2012 | | 600 Clicks |
Police in Texas said a pair of attempted robbers were scared off when their own gun went off during the crime.

Ohio Man Accused Of Zipping Six Bulldog-Mix Puppies Into Suitcase & Leaving It Next To Trash Bin
Published: April 13, 2012 | | 364 Clicks |
An Ohio man accused of zipping six bulldog-mix puppies into a suitcase and leaving it next to a trash bin might have gotten away with it if he had remembered to remove the luggage tag bearing his contact information, authorities said Wednesday.

Police Impersonator Charged After Trying To Pull Over Officers
Published: April 12, 2012 | | 852 Clicks |
A 20-year-old man is scheduled to appear in court Thursday on charges that he impersonated a police officer.

Sagging Pants Gets Man 3 Days In Jail
Published: April 12, 2012 | | 600 Clicks |
A Prattville man was given a three-day jail sentence Tuesday for contempt of court after his wardrobe didn't pass judicial muster.

Man Accused Of Driving Drunk Twice In 3 Hours
Published: April 12, 2012 | | 484 Clicks |
A Merrimack man was charged with operating under the influence twice in about three hours after driving into mailboxes Friday, police said.

Robber Shows ID To Store Clerk
Published: April 11, 2012 | | 791 Clicks |
Police in Ohio said a robber showed his ID to a store clerk before pulling out a handgun and demanding the money from the register.

Man In Underwear Threw Orange At Construction Worker
Published: April 11, 2012 | | 559 Clicks |
Some turn to oranges for the cold-fighting Vitamin C this time of year. Others fire the fruit off a seventh-floor balcony while wearing only boxer shorts, according to police in Fort Pierce.

Winder Resident Reports Woman Used His Bathroom Then Stole Meats From His Refrigerator
Published: April 11, 2012 | | 460 Clicks |
A Winder man reported he let a woman enter his residence to use the bathroom and she repaid the favor by helping herself to meats from his refrigerator.

Metro Police Shocked By Man's Wild Crime Spree
Published: April 11, 2012 | | 541 Clicks |
Metro police say they've never encountered a man quite like William Todd, who they say in just nine hours managed to wreak havoc on Nashville.

Police Put The Squeeze On Toothpaste Thief
Published: April 11, 2012 | | 395 Clicks |
Police using surveillance video have put the squeeze on a man suspected of trying to steal a shopping cart full of toothpaste from a western Massachusetts grocery store.

Angry Ex-Girlfriend Goes Ballistic, Rips Off Man's Scrotum
Published: April 10, 2012 | | 1311 Clicks |
Talk about a ball buster.

Port Angeles Fugitive Updating Facebook While On The Run
Published: April 10, 2012 | | 572 Clicks |
A Port Angeles man is on the lam but still updating his Facebook page.

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