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Man With Shorts On Head - Not Covering Face - Tries To Rob Bank
Published: February 04, 2012 | | 122 Clicks |
A 43-year-old man was charged Friday with trying to rob First State Bank on Stock Island -- and wearing shorts on his head while doing it.

The Sheriff's Office says Eli Escalera walked into the Maloney Avenue bank at 12:30 p.m. with the shorts on his head -- not covering his face -- and handed a teller a note that said: "Give me what are 20s and 50s." The teller asked, "What do you want?" and Escalera said "never mind" and walked out.



Burglars Caught After They Booked A Taxi As Their Getaway Car - Really
Published: February 03, 2012 | | 275 Clicks |
Two bungling burglars were apprehended by local police forces after they booked a taxi as their getaway car.

Toothless Woman Robs Bank For Denture Money
Published: February 03, 2012 | | 224 Clicks |
A woman who appeared to not have any teeth in surveillance photos from a western Pennsylvania bank robbery last month has confessed, apologized and told police she planned the heist because she needed the money for dentures.



Facebook Helps Prosecutors Charge Alleged Attempted Burglars
Published: February 03, 2012 | | 208 Clicks |
Two people faced burglary charges on Wednesday after a search warrant led investigators to an incriminating Facebook message.

Driver Tries To Move Ambulance Blocking Traffic
Published: February 03, 2012 | | 176 Clicks |
A man hopped into a Wilson County ambulance that was blocking his car and tried to move it while paramedics were loading a patient.

Thief Captured On Film By Security Camera He Ended Up Stealing
Published: February 02, 2012 | | 420 Clicks |
The brazen man is yet to be identified by police, despite his face being clearly captured as he nabbed the security camera from a hospital in California.

'This guy just propped himself up and dismantled the camera and stole it,' Bakersfield Police Detective Scott Miller told Huffington Post.



Albemarle County Deputy Attacked By Rooster
Published: February 02, 2012 | | 229 Clicks |
A deputy with the Albemarle County Sheriff's Office was attacked by a rooster Monday while serving a warrant at a house on Mountain View Drive in the county, according to Sheriff Chip Harding.

Overzealous Pizza Man Gets 6 Months
Published: February 02, 2012 | | 236 Clicks |
A Canadian pizza delivery driver evidently determined to be on time who led police on a high-speed chase in Winnipeg, Manitoba, is going to jail for six months.

Prisoner Demands Vacation Time
Published: February 02, 2012 | | 240 Clicks |
A 31-year-old woman serving a life sentence in a Swedish prison is demanding vacation time away from the job she has inside the facility.

Zanboni Operator Arrested For Allegedly Driving Drunk At Minnesota Rink
Published: February 02, 2012 | | 190 Clicks |
Spectators, hockey players and parents pressed against the ice arena's glass Monday night, watching as a Zamboni driver at the Hayes Arena in Apple Valley, Minn., weaved across the ice erratically and smacked the machine hard against the boards.

Man Charged After Found Asleep In SUV, Urinates In Police Station
Published: February 01, 2012 | | 237 Clicks |
After police found him asleep and surrounded by empty beer cans in an SUV that was obstructing traffic, a Chicago man urinated on the police station floor and then entertained himself by singing loudly and playing air piano, prosecutors said.

Man Charged Over YouTube Driving Antics
Published: February 01, 2012 | | 198 Clicks |
A P-PLATE driver who posted video of his antics on YouTube faces eight dangerous driving charges and losing his car forever.

Teens Used CNN Computers For Facebook
Published: January 31, 2012 | | 345 Clicks |
Atlanta police said they arrested two teenagers accused of breaking into the CNN newsroom and using computers to check their Facebook pages.

Officer Charged With Trying To Buy Cocaine
Published: January 31, 2012 | | 307 Clicks |
Federal prosecutors say a 32-year-old Memphis police officer has been charged with trying to buy cocaine while in uniform and driving his patrol car.

Thief Smashes Window Of Unlocked Car, Steals Woman's Teeth
Published: January 31, 2012 | | 359 Clicks |
Bridgeville police said they are searching for the person responsible for a series of car break-ins.

US Detains And Deports Two Morons Over Dumb "Destroy America" Tweets
Published: January 30, 2012 | | 344 Clicks |
In a fun convergence of dumb social media behavior and bureaucratic ineptitude, two idiotic Brits were detained by armed guards at Los Angeles International Airport for incredibly dumb (but totally harmless) tweets about "destroying America" and "diggin' up Marilyn Monroe."

Armed Robber Shoots Himself In Foot During Bank Raid
Published: January 30, 2012 | | 484 Clicks |
One particularly hapless robber in Brazil literally shot himself in the foot during a bank raid in the town of Parana, making the officer's job much easier.

CCTV footage captured at the scene shows the man keeping lookout with two guns while his cronies get their hands on the cash.



Pasco Inmate Comes Home From Jail To Find Burglar
Published: January 30, 2012 | | 337 Clicks |
At first, on Wednesday, she helped herself to some craft supplies. And a knife. A purse. One hundred CDs.

NY Inmate Guilty Of Seeking $890M In Tax Refunds
Published: January 30, 2012 | | 287 Clicks |
A jury has convicted a New York prison inmate of falsely filing tax returns seeking $890 million in refunds.

Ghosts-Yes, Ghosts - Lead To Conviction
Published: January 29, 2012 | | 443 Clicks |
Anthony Spicer had a novel explanation for why he was in an abandoned school that also had its copper pipes cut ghosts.

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