| Buttock-Rubbing Drink-Driver Tries To Dance With Cop | | Published: November 05, 2009 | Permalink | News Blog | 191 clicks | 0 comments | A woman has found out the hard way that, if you've been pulled over for drink-driving, trying to dance with the police officer and rubbing your buttocks on his leg won't actually stop him arresting you.
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| Supermarket Shoplifter Who Stuffed Sausage In His Shorts Arrested | | Published: November 05, 2009 | Permalink | News Blog | 101 clicks | 0 comments | A man has been arrested after being spotted stuffing sausages in his shorts in a supermarket aisle.
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| Cat Banned From Visiting Buddhist Inmate | | Published: November 05, 2009 | Permalink | News Blog | 102 clicks | 0 comments | A Buddhist bank robber has been refused permission for his cat to visit him in jail - even though he says it's the reincarnation of his mum.
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| Man Stabs Himself To Avoid Work | | Published: November 05, 2009 | Permalink | News Blog | 104 clicks | 0 comments | We all know there are some days when you just can't face the thought of going into work.
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| Man Dressed As Breathalyser | | Published: November 04, 2009 | Permalink | News Blog | 335 clicks | 0 comments | If you're going to dress up as a breathalyser for Halloween, you should probably make sure that you don't find yourself on the wrong end of an actual breathalyser later that night.
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| Hot Bachelor Accused Of Pulling Fire Alarm | | Published: November 04, 2009 | Permalink | News Blog | 152 clicks | 0 comments | He might be hot, but there was no fire.
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| Hidden Camera Surprise In Christian Bookshop's Bathroom | | Published: November 04, 2009 | Permalink | News Blog | 282 clicks | 0 comments | A shop assistant at a Christian bookshop in America has been arrested after, in an impressive display of Christian values, a hidden camera was found in the bathroom.
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| Michigan Man Without Vehicle Steals Ambulance | | Published: November 04, 2009 | Permalink | News Blog | 121 clicks | 0 comments | Authorities said a 31-year-old Detroit man who was stranded at a southeast Michigan hospital face charges after he stole an ambulance.
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| Woman Calls Cops On Herself For Drunk Driving | | Published: November 03, 2009 | Permalink | News Blog | 426 clicks | 0 comments | 911 dispatchers often get calls from people observing an impaired driver on the road.
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| Police: Steak Stops Robber | | Published: November 03, 2009 | Permalink | News Blog | 253 clicks | 0 comments | A Lincoln cook gave a would-be robber a taste of carne asada. But the knife-wielding thief may not be back for seconds.
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| Men Accused Of Pawning Stolen Items For Bail Cash | | Published: November 02, 2009 | Permalink | News Blog | 270 clicks | 0 comments | Two Bozeman men have been arrested on probation violations after police said they tried to pawn a truckload of stolen items to bail a friend out of jail.
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| Two Men Charged In Indianola Bus Vandalism | | Published: November 02, 2009 | Permalink | News Blog | 160 clicks | 0 comments | Police arrested two men on Friday for vandalizing 14 Indianola school buses overnight, causing the district to cancel school for the day.
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| Drunken Man Reportedly Rams Stolen Lawnmower | | Published: November 02, 2009 | Permalink | News Blog | 218 clicks | 0 comments | Middle school students on a bus got the giggles Wednesday afternoon.
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| Cops: Man Tries Woman's Clothes, Flees In Boxers | | Published: October 31, 2009 | Permalink | News Blog | 494 clicks | 0 comments | Police say a burglar broke into an Adrian home before fleeing in only his boxer shorts and a pink baseball cap.
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| Florida Man Stole Ferret By Shoving It In His Pants | | Published: October 31, 2009 | Permalink | News Blog | 384 clicks | 0 comments | It's one thing for shoplifters to hide plunder in their pants.
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| Drunk Hedgehog Taken To Hospital | | Published: October 31, 2009 | Permalink | News Blog | 296 clicks | 0 comments | A 'legless' hedgehog was found rolling around an orchard after getting drunk by gorging on fermented apples.
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| Man Tried To Rob Bank With Spoon | | Published: October 30, 2009 | Permalink | News Blog | 632 clicks | 0 comments | Baffled bank staff refused to fork out cash when a robber threatened them - with a spoon.
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| Drive-Thru Rap Order Lands Teens In Trouble With The Law | | Published: October 30, 2009 | Permalink | News Blog | 477 clicks | 0 comments | Four teenagers were cited by police in American Fork after they rapped their order at a McDonald's drive-thru.
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| Man Sent Sex Pictures Of Ex-Girlfriend to Her Family - As Christmas Cards | | Published: October 30, 2009 | Permalink | News Blog | 1088 clicks | 0 comments | A man has been sentenced to two years probation for sending sexually explicit Christmas cards of his ex-girlfriend to her relatives.
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| Supervision Required For Sex Offenders On Halloween | | Published: October 29, 2009 | Permalink | News Blog | 292 clicks | 0 comments | As Halloween approaches, we're learning more about the rules and regulations for sex offenders on Halloween night. One common misconception is that all offenders must have their porch lights off, but that's only the case for offenders who's probation or parole conditions state they cannot have contact with children.
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Buttock-Rubbing Drink-Driver Tries To Dance With Cop
Supermarket Shoplifter Who Stuffed Sausage In His Shorts Arrested
Cat Banned From Visiting Buddhist Inmate
Man Stabs Himself To Avoid Work
Man Dressed As Breathalyser

| A Meadow Drive woman reported Thursday that sometime on June 22, someone entered a bedroom in her house and stole a pair of diamond earrings worth $1,100. The woman's daughter reportedly admitted that she sold the earrings to a dealer for $50. |
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