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Nude 91 Year Old S. Florida Man Holds Alleged Burglar At Gunpoint
Published: November 20, 2009 | | | 225 clicks |
This next homeowner is a force to be reckoned with. He's 91, he was buck naked, but he and his dog decided to go after a would be burglar.

Pension, 82, Beats Off Robbers With Brush
Published: November 20, 2009 | | | 105 clicks |
A pensioner has told how she sank her false teeth into one of two burglars who rummaged through money she had collected for charity.

Pot Farm Found Behind Police Station
Published: November 20, 2009 | | | 111 clicks |
Los Angeles police today busted a sophisticated marijuana farm inside an industrial building 25 feet from the back door of the Topanga Community Police Station.

Teen Calls 911 After Parents Take Away Xbox
Published: November 20, 2009 | | | 128 clicks |
A Buffalo Grove teen was having fun, fun, fun until his parents took his video game system away.

The Robber Who Is Too Ugly For A Life Of Crime
Published: November 19, 2009 | | | 448 clicks |
A big-eared bank raider nicknamed Shrek is behind bars today after being warned he is 'too ugly' to commit crime.

Pie-In-The-Face Quip Stuns Accused
Published: November 19, 2009 | | | 227 clicks |
A Port Alfred man, who allegedly stole a R10 meat pie from a local supermarket, got the shock of his life when a magistrate yesterday joked he was being charged with rape and murder.

Police Search Yields Alleged Prowler And Fugitive Imposter
Published: November 19, 2009 | | | 123 clicks |
Two men were arrested Monday night - including one man who police say pretended to be a fugitive - after an hourlong chase that took officers through the streets and backyards of a south Redding neighborhood.

Accused Hoaxer Yells Bomb Scare In Court
Published: November 19, 2009 | | | 151 clicks |
AN accused serial bomb hoaxer has attempted to climb out of the docks and then cleared a court room by yelling, "There's a bomb in the courthouse!"

Burglar In Boxer Shorts Tries To Kick Man Out Of His Own House
Published: November 18, 2009 | | | 489 clicks |
A homeowner knew something was amiss when he came home, opened his garage door and found a white Lexus that wasn't his parked in the garage.

Hole In Wall Traps Burglar
Published: November 18, 2009 | | | 252 clicks |
A Chinese burglar got stuck after he tried to crawl through a tiny opening built for a farmer's pet dog to steal some chickens.

Mail Carrier Found Drunk Inside A Residence
Published: November 18, 2009 | | | 221 clicks |
Police arrested a mail carrier after she was found drunk inside a residence while on the job in Marion earlier this month, authorities said Tuesday.

Bad Breath Bank Robber
Published: November 18, 2009 | | | 189 clicks |
When describing a bank robber, height and weight are common descriptions not so often, "notably bad breath" commented the teller who was asked to fill an orange Halloween bag with cash.

Man Cited In Downtown Giraffe Gaffe
Published: November 17, 2009 | | | 382 clicks |
A giraffe spent Friday morning at the Ashland Police Department, after an officer rescued it from the clutches of a drunken man who was trying to take it home.

Door-To-Door Salesman Arrested
Published: November 17, 2009 | | | 370 clicks |
Anthony Carrazco, 19, practically arrested himself after he was going door-to-door attempting to sell weed, but he knocked on the wrong door.

Des Moines Police Searching For Naked Burglar
Published: November 17, 2009 | | | 180 clicks |
Des Moines police are looking for a pair of burglars, one of whom reportedly was naked when discovered Sunday by a homeowner.

"Gold" Rings Stolen From Ohio Shop Just Brass
Published: November 17, 2009 | | | 189 clicks |
An Ohio jeweler says thieves who smashed their way into his store and got away with rings are in for a surprise when they try to sell them.

Officials Find Potatoes Disguised As Chocolates
Published: November 17, 2009 | | | 182 clicks |
A traveler who arrived at Miami International Airport earlier this month must pay a $300 penalty for trying to smuggle fresh sweet potatoes from Bolivia into the United States by disguising the vegetables as a candy.

Big Macs, Spoons & Prison Break-Ins! It's The Top 10 Stupid Criminals
Published: November 15, 2009 | | | 876 clicks |
Two stories caught our eye today, both involving criminals who are clearly one sandwich short of a picnic.

Essex Police Cardboard Copper Stolen By Drunken Prankster
Published: November 15, 2009 | | | 316 clicks |
A life-size cardboard cut out of a policeman, designed to scare would-be thieves, was stolen by a drunken prankster.

You Can't Judge A Crook By His Cover
Published: November 14, 2009 | | | 555 clicks |
Brian Winner might want to get himself a new reading list.

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