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Armed Carjacking Foiled When Teen Didn't Know How To Drive Manual Transmission
Published: August 24, 2017 | | 74 Clicks |
A teen is under arrest after authorities say he tried to rob a man of his car - and other things - but couldn't carry through with it because he didn't know how to drive the vehicle.

Wrong Suitcase"Picked Up On Bus Was Full Of Drugs"
Published: August 24, 2017 | | 74 Clicks |
Police are looking for the owner of a suitcase packed with drugs which was "misplaced" on a bus in Dumfries.

Crooks Use Big Forklift to Snatch ATM From Bank's Drive-Thru
Published: August 23, 2017 | | 172 Clicks |
Like a proud predator lording over its conquest, an industrial-sized forklift loomed above the broken concrete foundation before dawn Tuesday where a bank's drive-thru ATM was once firmly embedded.

Man, 26, Charged In Third Church Break-In In Four Months
Published: August 22, 2017 | | 243 Clicks |
A village man has been accused of cutting the window screens at St. Mary of the Snow church rectory, according to the Saugerties Police Department.

Nutella Alert After Gang Makes Off With 20 Tonnes Of Chocolate Spread
Published: August 20, 2017 | | 347 Clicks |
German police have warned anyone tempted by large quantities of chocolate spread to report it, and for chocoholics to be on their guard after a gang made off with 20 tonnes of Nutella.

Playing "Cops" Theme Too Loudly Changes Warning Into Citation
Published: August 20, 2017 | | 334 Clicks |
The people at a party in Shippensburg may have thought the choice in music was funny, but the police officer who responded to the scene did not.

Florida DUI Driver Hits 17 Cars While Trying To Park
Published: August 19, 2017 | | 449 Clicks |
A 25-year-old Orlando man was arrested on DUI charges after he struck 17 parked vehicles at an apartment complex in Osceola County, the Florida Highway Patrol said.

Alleged Drunk Breaks Into Car For Fidget Spinner, Body Spray And Pills
Published: August 19, 2017 | | 357 Clicks |
A Caledonia man has been charged with theft and drug charges after allegedly getting drunk and breaking into his neighbor's car to steal a fidget spinner, body spray and other personal items including prescription medication.

Woman Bites Man's Fishing Line, Swims Away With Lure
Published: August 19, 2017 | | 373 Clicks |
Deputies in north Florida arrested a woman after she reportedly bit a man's fishing line and swam off with his lure.

Drunk Aptos Driver Crashes Into "Report Drunk Drivers" Sign On Highway 1
Published: August 18, 2017 | | 338 Clicks |
A suspected drunk driver suffered serious injuries when he crashed his Jeep into a road sign on Highway 1 between Watsonville and Aptos Wednesday morning.

Woman Caught Snorting Cocaine In Parent Pick-Up Line
Published: August 18, 2017 | | 356 Clicks |
An officer caught a woman in a Lee County school parent pick-up line snorting cocaine off her iPhone.

Man Steals Cash Register From Miami Burger King Drive Thru
Published: August 18, 2017 | | 329 Clicks |
An unidentified man unlocked a Miami Burger King's drive-thru window, stole a cash register and fled earlier this month, authorities said.

Court Worker Butt-Dials Reporter, Admits He "Barely Shows Up" For $166K Job
Published: August 17, 2017 | | 393 Clicks |
A longtime spokesman for the state court system accidentally butt-dialed a Post reporter - yukking it up about how "I barely show up to work" while pocketing a $166,000-plus salary and boosting his taxpayer-funded pension.

OUI Suspect Claims He Was Drinking On Doctor's Orders
Published: August 17, 2017 | | 381 Clicks |
A motorist charged with running down an elderly Springfield man in a crosswalk had a blood alcohol level three times above the legal limit, according to the arrest report.

Call the Fashion Cops: "Jorts-Wearing Banding" Hits St. Louis"
Published: August 17, 2017 | | 329 Clicks |
Law enforcement are urging anyone who recognizes a man accused of robbing St. Louis-area Walgreens stores while wearing jean shorts to call "the fashion police.

Florida Man Gets 6 Years For Firing Gun While Taking Selfie
Published: August 16, 2017 | | 414 Clicks |
A Florida man has been sentenced to six years and five months in prison for accidentally shooting a gun while taking a selfie in a strip club restroom.

Costumed Characters Charged With Shopflifting At Walmart
Published: August 16, 2017 | | 480 Clicks |
Halloween is still more than two months away, but that didn't deter three people from donning costumes to shoplift at the local Walmart, Swatara Township police said Monday.

They said Lamar Wall dressed as a bull, Dangelo Manns donned a werewolf costume and Jahsahn Dickson was disguised as a gorilla when they stole more than $561 in merchandise from the Grayson Road store around 1 p.m. Saturday.

All three were charged with retail theft and conspiracy, police said, while Manns and Dickson face added charges of fleeing to avoid apprehension.


Man Causes $100,000 Of Damage To Liquor Store Construction Site
Published: August 15, 2017 | | 538 Clicks |
According to Crestview police, a 32-year old Freeport man is in custody following a Saturday night rampage.

Bear Breaks Into SUV, Takes Joyride On Colorado Street
Published: August 14, 2017 | | 534 Clicks |
A bear broke into an SUV and took the vehicle for an unintentional joyride through a Colorado neighborhood by knocking the vehicle out of park.

FBI Arrests Suspected "Blues Bandit" Wanted In 8 Bank Robberies
Published: August 12, 2017 | | 537 Clicks |
An FBI task force has arrested the suspected 'Blues Bandit,' who was wanted in eight bank robberies.

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