Coffee Masturbator Tells Police He Needs To Stop

Published: September 04, 2008 | News Blog | 569 clicks | 0 comments

A man addicted to masturbation and flashing coffee makers has thanked police for catching him saying he needs a hand to stop.

The Washington State man, 20, said he was addicted to fondling himself at drive-thru espresso stands and exposing himself to baristas. Click Here To Read More

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