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Excuses, Excuses: Trying To Get Out Of Traffic Tickets
Published: July 07, 2008 | | 1726 clicks | 0 comments
Here's the craziest excuses Kitsap County cops have actually received (that's worth repeating - these are real) when they ask the motorist: "Why were you speeding?"

"I didn't know I was, because my lights are off." Or,
"I'm taking my friend to the hospital. He has alcohol poisoning." (The driver was drunk, too).

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