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Naples Man Arrested At Bank Claims - He's CIA, Director, Half Orangutan
Published: February 21, 2012 | | 2126 Clicks
A Naples man is accused of aggravated assault with a deadly weapon after an incident Friday outside a bank, where he told deputies he was half orangutan and needed to call the "Fusion Center" to ask about his monkey blood.

Collier County sheriff's deputies arrested 51-year-old Mark Loescher, of the 1100 block of Reserve Way Boulevard, outside the Wells Fargo Bank at 5094 Airport-Pulling Road N. A woman there said a man in a green car pulled out a gun after she told him his vehicle was smoking.

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