| "Gold" Rings Stolen From Ohio Shop Just Brass | | Published: November 17, 2009 | Permalink | News Blog | 189 clicks | 0 comments | An Ohio jeweler says thieves who smashed their way into his store and got away with rings are in for a surprise when they try to sell them.
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| Officials Find Potatoes Disguised As Chocolates | | Published: November 17, 2009 | Permalink | News Blog | 183 clicks | 0 comments | A traveler who arrived at Miami International Airport earlier this month must pay a $300 penalty for trying to smuggle fresh sweet potatoes from Bolivia into the United States by disguising the vegetables as a candy.
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| Big Macs, Spoons & Prison Break-Ins! It's The Top 10 Stupid Criminals | | Published: November 15, 2009 | Permalink | News Blog | 877 clicks | 0 comments | Two stories caught our eye today, both involving criminals who are clearly one sandwich short of a picnic.
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| Essex Police Cardboard Copper Stolen By Drunken Prankster | | Published: November 15, 2009 | Permalink | News Blog | 320 clicks | 0 comments | A life-size cardboard cut out of a policeman, designed to scare would-be thieves, was stolen by a drunken prankster.
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| You Can't Judge A Crook By His Cover | | Published: November 14, 2009 | Permalink | News Blog | 558 clicks | 0 comments | Brian Winner might want to get himself a new reading list.
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| Suspect Returns To Crime Scene For Cell Phone | | Published: November 14, 2009 | Permalink | News Blog | 435 clicks | 0 comments | Sioux Falls Police arrested a 20-year-old man on Wednesday when he returned to the scene of a crime to retrieve his cell phone.
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| Woman Who Mistook Cop For Sonic Car Hop Faces DUI | | Published: November 14, 2009 | Permalink | News Blog | 384 clicks | 0 comments | A woman who mistook a police officer for a car hop at a Sonic drive-in was charged with DUI and possession of drug paraphernalia.
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| Thieves Steal Circus Van- And Lion | | Published: November 14, 2009 | Permalink | News Blog | 350 clicks | 0 comments | Thieves in Germany stole a circus van - without realising there was a lion asleep in the back.
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| Tampa Man Calls 911, Asks For Sex; He Gets Jail Instead | | Published: November 13, 2009 | Permalink | News Blog | 681 clicks | 0 comments | Joshua Basso said his cell phone ran out of minutes Wednesday, so he called the one number that he knew is always free - 911 - with an unusual request.
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| Largo Police Say Report Of Attack Is All Baloney, Down to Potato Smash | | Published: November 13, 2009 | Permalink | News Blog | 274 clicks | 0 comments | A 51-year-old man with a lengthy arrest record seemed to be on the right side on the law Tuesday night when he called police to report a woman was being attacked.
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| Pizza Delivery Driver's Car Is Stolen At Parsippany Sheraton As He Dropped Off Pies | | Published: November 13, 2009 | Permalink | News Blog | 262 clicks | 0 comments | Here's a tip for the pizza delivery guy: Don't leave your sports car running outside when you're dropping off the pies.
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| Thief Busted After Falling Asleep On The Job | | Published: November 12, 2009 | Permalink | News Blog | 613 clicks | 0 comments | An exhausted thief fell asleep in the process of seemingly trying to pick the lock of a shopping centre.
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| Suspect Leaves Nose Behind In Tuscumbia Robbery | | Published: November 12, 2009 | Permalink | News Blog | 397 clicks | 0 comments | Tuscumbia police are investigating a robbery case, where the suspect left behind an unusual piece of evidence - his nose.
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| Man Allegedly Reports Fake Murder To Speed Police | | Published: November 12, 2009 | Permalink | News Blog | 292 clicks | 0 comments | Police said an East Texas man has outsmarted himself in trying to get a quicker response from officers to an alleged assault.
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| Teenagers Caught Having Sex Romp On Veg Market Stall | | Published: November 11, 2009 | Permalink | News Blog | 936 clicks | 0 comments | A teenager was arrested after being caught with his trousers down during a romp with his girlfriend on a fruit and vegetable stall, it emerged today.
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| Accidental 911 Call Leads To Drug Bust | | Published: November 11, 2009 | Permalink | News Blog | 462 clicks | 0 comments | Yukon police say a big drug bust was made possible thanks to an accidental call to 911.
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| Four Men In Naked Car Wash Romp As Girlfriends Filmed Them | | Published: November 10, 2009 | Permalink | News Blog | 737 clicks | 0 comments | Four young men who were caught cooling off naked inside a central Queensland car wash have been warned their prank could have had much more serious consequences.
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| Is That A Banana In Your Pocket? | | Published: November 10, 2009 | Permalink | News Blog | 587 clicks | 0 comments | A man who robbed a Bethlehem bank kept a rotten banana in his pocket to make it look as if he had a gun, police say.
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| Drunk Driver Calls Cops To Report Marijuana Theft | | Published: November 10, 2009 | Permalink | News Blog | 398 clicks | 0 comments | Oregon police have charged a man with drunk driving after he called police to report that his marijuana had been stolen.
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| Accused E. Bay Car Thief Steals Car To Go To Court | | Published: November 08, 2009 | Permalink | News Blog | 549 clicks | 0 comments | A 24-year old Oakland man is under arrest after authorities say he stole a car to make a court appearance on an auto theft charge.
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