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Drunk Hedgehog Taken To Hospital
Published: October 31, 2009 | | | 329 clicks |
A 'legless' hedgehog was found rolling around an orchard after getting drunk by gorging on fermented apples.

Man Tried To Rob Bank With Spoon
Published: October 30, 2009 | | | 666 clicks |
Baffled bank staff refused to fork out cash when a robber threatened them - with a spoon.

Drive-Thru Rap Order Lands Teens In Trouble With The Law
Published: October 30, 2009 | | | 508 clicks |
Four teenagers were cited by police in American Fork after they rapped their order at a McDonald's drive-thru.

Man Sent Sex Pictures Of Ex-Girlfriend to Her Family - As Christmas Cards
Published: October 30, 2009 | | | 1210 clicks |
A man has been sentenced to two years probation for sending sexually explicit Christmas cards of his ex-girlfriend to her relatives.

Supervision Required For Sex Offenders On Halloween
Published: October 29, 2009 | | | 303 clicks |
As Halloween approaches, we're learning more about the rules and regulations for sex offenders on Halloween night. One common misconception is that all offenders must have their porch lights off, but that's only the case for offenders who's probation or parole conditions state they cannot have contact with children.

Switched-Off Thieves Fooled By Fake TV
Published: October 29, 2009 | | | 572 clicks |
Intruders broke into a vacant display home in Arnolds Creek Blvd, Melton West, between 7.30am and midday on Sunday after seeing a large plasma television through a window.

Worst Disguise Ever? Burglars Cover Faces With Permanent Marker
Published: October 29, 2009 | | | 554 clicks |
If you're going to commit a burglary, it's a good idea to have a disguise.

Haverstraw Police: Man Pulled Gun At Taco Bell, Then Asked For Job
Published: October 29, 2009 | | | 314 clicks |
Police are searching for a man who brandished a gun at the Taco Bell on Route 9W and later asked for a job.

Costumed Man Drives Into River
Published: October 29, 2009 | | | 209 clicks |
A man dressed in a cow suit was charged with driving while intoxicated Sunday after driving his car into the Niagara River.

Robbery Suspect ID'd After Cell Phone Left At Scene
Published: October 28, 2009 | | | 427 clicks |
Authorities said they know who broke into a Tamarac woman's home because the robber left his cell phone at the scene of the crime.

Funny Costumes For Adults And Babies
Published: October 28, 2009 | | | 2306 clicks |
Be the life of the party with these funny costumes. You will not find any boring ghosts or monsters here - only outrageously funny costumes for Halloween.

Drunk Clown Nabbed After Crash
Published: October 28, 2009 | | | 290 clicks |
A Vancouver-area man has learned that if driving erratically in a clown suit is not enough to signal intoxication, then crashing into a police car certainly is.

Man Who Three Feces CA Courtroom Gets 31 Years
Published: October 28, 2009 | | | 281 clicks |
A man who sneaked a bag of his feces into a San Diego courtroom during his home-invasion robbery trial, smeared it on his lawyer and threw it at jurors has been sentenced to 31 years in prison.

Smuggled Cannabis Sausage Rolls Uncovered In Chill Box
Published: October 27, 2009 | | | 399 clicks |
A student bit off more than he could chew when he tried to smuggle some cannabis over a European border stashed in a sausage roll.

Norwegian Accused Of Skin-Crawling Snake Smuggling
Published: October 27, 2009 | | | 243 clicks |
A man has been arrested in Norway trying to smuggle two dozen snakes and geckos into the country by hiding them under his clothes.

One-Legged Man Held After One Shoe Goes Missing From Shop
Published: October 27, 2009 | | | 424 clicks |
Police say a one-legged suspect was caught after only one shoe went missing in a store in Belgium.

Shackled Man Nearly Escapes By Removing His Pants
Published: October 27, 2009 | | | 251 clicks |
A prisoner flew by the seat of his pants -- or lack thereof -- during a recent attempted escape.

Black-Belt German Tourist Gives Aussie Attacker The Chop
Published: October 27, 2009 | | | 230 clicks |
A black-belt German tourist gave her Australian attacker the chop and a karate kick to the head after being assaulted in the Outback town of Alice Springs, police said on Monday.

Lost Keys Lead NJ Police To Home Invasion Suspects
Published: October 26, 2009 | | | 260 clicks |
Tracking down three alleged home invaders became easier for Paterson police after one of the bandits dropped the keys to their getaway car.

Man Ordering Food Called A Zombie, Punched Twice
Published: October 26, 2009 | | | 486 clicks |
Iowa City police are investigating an early morning assault in which a man accused another of being a zombie, then punched him twice.

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