| Drunk Hedgehog Taken To Hospital | | Published: October 31, 2009 | Permalink | News Blog | 329 clicks | 0 comments | A 'legless' hedgehog was found rolling around an orchard after getting drunk by gorging on fermented apples.
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| Man Tried To Rob Bank With Spoon | | Published: October 30, 2009 | Permalink | News Blog | 666 clicks | 0 comments | Baffled bank staff refused to fork out cash when a robber threatened them - with a spoon.
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| Drive-Thru Rap Order Lands Teens In Trouble With The Law | | Published: October 30, 2009 | Permalink | News Blog | 508 clicks | 0 comments | Four teenagers were cited by police in American Fork after they rapped their order at a McDonald's drive-thru.
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| Man Sent Sex Pictures Of Ex-Girlfriend to Her Family - As Christmas Cards | | Published: October 30, 2009 | Permalink | News Blog | 1210 clicks | 0 comments | A man has been sentenced to two years probation for sending sexually explicit Christmas cards of his ex-girlfriend to her relatives.
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| Supervision Required For Sex Offenders On Halloween | | Published: October 29, 2009 | Permalink | News Blog | 303 clicks | 0 comments | As Halloween approaches, we're learning more about the rules and regulations for sex offenders on Halloween night. One common misconception is that all offenders must have their porch lights off, but that's only the case for offenders who's probation or parole conditions state they cannot have contact with children.
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| Switched-Off Thieves Fooled By Fake TV | | Published: October 29, 2009 | Permalink | News Blog | 572 clicks | 0 comments | Intruders broke into a vacant display home in Arnolds Creek Blvd, Melton West, between 7.30am and midday on Sunday after seeing a large plasma television through a window.
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| Worst Disguise Ever? Burglars Cover Faces With Permanent Marker | | Published: October 29, 2009 | Permalink | News Blog | 554 clicks | 0 comments | If you're going to commit a burglary, it's a good idea to have a disguise.
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| Haverstraw Police: Man Pulled Gun At Taco Bell, Then Asked For Job | | Published: October 29, 2009 | Permalink | News Blog | 314 clicks | 0 comments | Police are searching for a man who brandished a gun at the Taco Bell on Route 9W and later asked for a job.
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| Costumed Man Drives Into River | | Published: October 29, 2009 | Permalink | News Blog | 209 clicks | 0 comments | A man dressed in a cow suit was charged with driving while intoxicated Sunday after driving his car into the Niagara River.
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| Robbery Suspect ID'd After Cell Phone Left At Scene | | Published: October 28, 2009 | Permalink | News Blog | 427 clicks | 0 comments | Authorities said they know who broke into a Tamarac woman's home because the robber left his cell phone at the scene of the crime.
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| Funny Costumes For Adults And Babies | | Published: October 28, 2009 | Permalink | News Blog | 2306 clicks | 0 comments |  Be the life of the party with these funny costumes. You will not find any boring ghosts or monsters here - only outrageously funny costumes for Halloween.
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| Drunk Clown Nabbed After Crash | | Published: October 28, 2009 | Permalink | News Blog | 290 clicks | 0 comments | A Vancouver-area man has learned that if driving erratically in a clown suit is not enough to signal intoxication, then crashing into a police car certainly is.
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| Man Who Three Feces CA Courtroom Gets 31 Years | | Published: October 28, 2009 | Permalink | News Blog | 281 clicks | 0 comments | A man who sneaked a bag of his feces into a San Diego courtroom during his home-invasion robbery trial, smeared it on his lawyer and threw it at jurors has been sentenced to 31 years in prison.
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| Smuggled Cannabis Sausage Rolls Uncovered In Chill Box | | Published: October 27, 2009 | Permalink | News Blog | 399 clicks | 0 comments | A student bit off more than he could chew when he tried to smuggle some cannabis over a European border stashed in a sausage roll.
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| Norwegian Accused Of Skin-Crawling Snake Smuggling | | Published: October 27, 2009 | Permalink | News Blog | 243 clicks | 0 comments | A man has been arrested in Norway trying to smuggle two dozen snakes and geckos into the country by hiding them under his clothes.
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| One-Legged Man Held After One Shoe Goes Missing From Shop | | Published: October 27, 2009 | Permalink | News Blog | 424 clicks | 0 comments | Police say a one-legged suspect was caught after only one shoe went missing in a store in Belgium.
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| Shackled Man Nearly Escapes By Removing His Pants | | Published: October 27, 2009 | Permalink | News Blog | 251 clicks | 0 comments | A prisoner flew by the seat of his pants -- or lack thereof -- during a recent attempted escape.
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| Black-Belt German Tourist Gives Aussie Attacker The Chop | | Published: October 27, 2009 | Permalink | News Blog | 230 clicks | 0 comments | A black-belt German tourist gave her Australian attacker the chop and a karate kick to the head after being assaulted in the Outback town of Alice Springs, police said on Monday.
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| Lost Keys Lead NJ Police To Home Invasion Suspects | | Published: October 26, 2009 | Permalink | News Blog | 260 clicks | 0 comments | Tracking down three alleged home invaders became easier for Paterson police after one of the bandits dropped the keys to their getaway car.
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| Man Ordering Food Called A Zombie, Punched Twice | | Published: October 26, 2009 | Permalink | News Blog | 486 clicks | 0 comments | Iowa City police are investigating an early morning assault in which a man accused another of being a zombie, then punched him twice.
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Matthew McConaughey
Actor and heartthrob Matthew McConaughey was arrested in Austin, Texas in October 1999 after a noise complaint made by a neighbor. Police arrived to find McConaughey, one month shy of his thirtieth birthday, having his own good time while playing drums and dancing naked. Charges of possession of marijuana and drug paraphernalia were later dropped, and McConaughey paid a $50 fine for violating the town noise ordinance.
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