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US Detains And Deports Two Morons Over Dumb "Destroy America" Tweets
Published: January 30, 2012 | | 443 Clicks |
In a fun convergence of dumb social media behavior and bureaucratic ineptitude, two idiotic Brits were detained by armed guards at Los Angeles International Airport for incredibly dumb (but totally harmless) tweets about "destroying America" and "diggin' up Marilyn Monroe."

Armed Robber Shoots Himself In Foot During Bank Raid
Published: January 30, 2012 | | 566 Clicks |
One particularly hapless robber in Brazil literally shot himself in the foot during a bank raid in the town of Parana, making the officer's job much easier.

CCTV footage captured at the scene shows the man keeping lookout with two guns while his cronies get their hands on the cash.



Pasco Inmate Comes Home From Jail To Find Burglar
Published: January 30, 2012 | | 427 Clicks |
At first, on Wednesday, she helped herself to some craft supplies. And a knife. A purse. One hundred CDs.

NY Inmate Guilty Of Seeking $890M In Tax Refunds
Published: January 30, 2012 | | 376 Clicks |
A jury has convicted a New York prison inmate of falsely filing tax returns seeking $890 million in refunds.

Ghosts-Yes, Ghosts - Lead To Conviction
Published: January 29, 2012 | | 519 Clicks |
Anthony Spicer had a novel explanation for why he was in an abandoned school that also had its copper pipes cut ghosts.

Wyoming 19-Year-Old Fined $200 for Doughnut Theft
Published: January 29, 2012 | | 457 Clicks |
A 19-year-old college student accused of swiping a doughnut in Wyoming is going to be paying a pretty penny for that pastry.

Vehicle Search Turns Up Potted Marijuana Plant In Trunk
Published: January 29, 2012 | | 319 Clicks |
A vehicle stopped for "suspicious activity" Jan. 16 led to the driver being charged with marijuana possession, according to his Okaloosa County Sheriff's Office arrest report.

The 18-year-old Fort Walton Beach man had a small amount of marijuana in an empty Marlboro cigarette pack.

Further search of his vehicle revealed a flower pot containing a suspected marijuana plant in his trunk.

The driver admitted that the plant was marijuana and that he had planted it himself.

Tax Mascot Chases Suspects
Published: January 29, 2012 | | 281 Clicks |
Isaac Underwood may not know how to deal with complicated tax issues, but he does know a thing or two about trying to right an injustice.

$6 Sex Act Leads To Prostitution Charge
Published: January 27, 2012 | | 785 Clicks |
A Shelby woman faces a prostitution charge after police say she performed a sex act on a city street Tuesday.



Bizarre Burglary
Published: January 27, 2012 | | 499 Clicks |
A home burglary in Laconia, New Hampshire, resulted in a weird family reunion of sorts. A wild black bear broke into a house and fled with a stuffed teddy bear after making his rounds for other random loot.

Day Care Worker Accused Of Taping Child To The Floor
Published: January 27, 2012 | | 550 Clicks |
A 20-year old woman is facing a first degree criminal abuse charge for allegedly using duct tape to secure a child to the floor at a local day care where she worked.

Woman Stole Soda Just For Can Deposit
Published: January 27, 2012 | | 397 Clicks |
Authorities say a Massachusetts woman bought $64 worth of soda using a stolen welfare benefits card, then immediately fed the full cans into the supermarket's automated redemption machine for the nickel deposit.

AZ Inmate Arrested For Refusing To Leave Lockup
Published: January 26, 2012 | | 605 Clicks |
Most people can't wait to leave jail, but one northern Arizona inmate has been charged with trespassing after refusing to leave the Coconino County lockup.

Couple Accused Of Stealing 11 Pregnancy Tests
Published: January 26, 2012 | | 384 Clicks |
A Lufkin pair are in jail after police say they were caught trying to steal pregnancy tests from a CVS pharmacy. One of the suspects now finds himself with a collective bond of more than $400,000.

Man Called 911, Asked To Fight A Cop
Published: January 25, 2012 | | 737 Clicks |
A 38-year-old Willowbrook man accused of calling 911 and asking to fight a police officer faces felony battery and resisting arrest charges, police said on Monday.

Woman Charged For Bizarre Can Scheme
Published: January 25, 2012 | | 355 Clicks |
Police arrested a woman at a Lynn Stop & Shop Saturday after she allegedly stole $64 worth of soda cans from the store and attempted to feed them into a digital can return machine in exchange for money, according to a Lynn Police incident report.

Mayor Pulled Over, Then Pulls Trooper Over
Published: January 25, 2012 | | 495 Clicks |
The State Law Enforcement Division is investigating the mayor of Norway's claim that he was legally empowered to pull over a state trooper after the trooper had pulled him over for speeding.

The Times and Democrat of Orangeburg reports that Norway Mayor Jim Preacher was stopped for speeding on Wednesday. After the traffic stop, Preacher turned on the blue lights and siren in his vehicle and pulled the trooper over.

The mayor acknowledges he was speeding, but said he was acting in his capacity as the town's chief constable.

Passenger Smoked Pot On Flight
Published: January 24, 2012 | | 604 Clicks |
A man faces drug charges after allegedly smoking pot on a JetBlue flight to Newark, N.J.

Florida Police Officers Paid To Drink Alcohol, Eat Doritos
Published: January 24, 2012 | | 509 Clicks |
The Florida Department of Law Enforcement (FDLE) has fallen under scrutiny for paying several employees to drink alcohol on the job in order to test a breathalyzer.

Clumsy Crook Took Off With Snake
Published: January 23, 2012 | | 598 Clicks |
Slithering stupidity... A clumsy crook who made off with a snake from a local reptile park didn't slither far after a forensic investigator found he not only left his phone at the crime scene, he posted a photo of the stolen animal on Facebook.

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