There used to be a time when police had to pass certain conditioning test and be within a certain weight for their height. Nowadays, its just be fat and happy.

Holy shit, that bitch ate her partner! Looks like someone needs to ditch the squad and hop on a bike......

That belts gonna blow, I just know it! Not only did she get the job and stay on it, she even got promoted.

im hungry

Btw nice mooseknuckle!

I'm on a diet...mhmm!

if i had a camera, i would take a pic. too! and then i would rip that chihuahua right out of her hand and run backwards so i could watch her trying to catch me. hahaha j/k

It can get ALL KINDS of crazy up in here.

imagine that, fat black cop eating chicken

She's hoping nobody notices....lol

One of those pouches are for her inhaler after she trips and falls trying to catch a bad guy.

Now if I only had a bucket of ice cream to wash this down with and if I hurry, I can catch Oprah at the station...