| Writing A Ticket... | | Published: September 29, 2009 | Permalink | Police Humor | 1233 clicks | 0 comments | I went to the store the other day. I was only in there for about five minutes, and when I came out there was a motorcycle cop writing a parking ticket.
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| You're Going To Get Screwed | | Published: March 17, 2008 | Permalink | Police Humor | 22152 clicks | 3 comments | It was a small town and the patrolman was making his evening rounds...
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| Two Blondes | | Published: March 05, 2008 | Permalink | Police Humor | 22448 clicks | 0 comments | Two blondes decided to rob a bank together. The first blonde, Judy plans the robbery and goes over the plan with the second blonde, Buffy, in great detail. The robbery begins...
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| The Chicago Police Department | | Published: September 21, 2007 | Permalink | Police Humor | 14566 clicks | 0 comments | In an effort to determine the top crime fighting agency in the country, the president narrowed the field to three finalist, the CIA, the FBI, and the Chicago Police.
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| Cheap And Simple Ways To Ward Off Burglars | | Published: July 31, 2007 | Permalink | Police Humor | 29310 clicks | 0 comments | The following are a few simple ways to keep burglars out of the house by putting a few signs in well-placed locations.
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| A Case For The FBI | | Published: July 22, 2007 | Permalink | Police Humor | 19500 clicks | 0 comments | The phone rings at FBI headquarters. "Hello?" "Hello, is this FBI?" "Yes. What do you want?" "I'm calling to report my neighbor Tom. He is hiding marijuana in his firewood." "This will be noted."
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| Potato Sack Crooks | | Published: July 22, 2007 | Permalink | Police Humor | 16817 clicks | 0 comments | A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde were robbing a supermarket when a police officer walked in the store.
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| Catching The Shoplifter | | Published: July 18, 2007 | Permalink | Police Humor | 15139 clicks | 0 comments | A shoplifter was caught red-handed trying to steal a watch from an exclusive jewelry store. "Listen," said the shoplifter, "I know you don't want any trouble either. What do you say I just buy the watch and we forget about this?"
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| The 10 Most Wanted | | Published: July 09, 2007 | Permalink | Police Humor | 25011 clicks | 0 comments | Little Sammy's kindergarten class was on a field trip to their local police station. There they saw pictures tacked to a big bulletin board.
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| Prison Vs. Full-Time Job | | Published: July 02, 2007 | Permalink | Police Humor | 17062 clicks | 0 comments | Which is better?
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| New Person In Prison | | Published: July 02, 2007 | Permalink | Police Humor | 18120 clicks | 2 comments | A new man is brought into Prison Cell 102...
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| Don't Say This To A Cop | | Published: July 02, 2007 | Permalink | Police Humor | 35105 clicks | 0 comments | The top 20 things not to say to a cop when he pulls you over.
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| Return To Sender | | Published: June 29, 2007 | Permalink | Police Humor | 10896 clicks | 0 comments | A police officer attempts to stop a car for speeding and the guy gradually increases his speed until he's topping 100 mph. He eventually realizes he can't escape and finally pulls over.
The cop approaches the car and says, "It's been a long day and my tour is almost over, so if you can give me a good excuse for your behavior, I'll let you go."
The guy thinks for a few seconds and then says, "My wife ran away with a cop about a week ago. I thought you might be that officer trying to give her back!"
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| The Helpful Wife | | Published: June 16, 2007 | Permalink | Police Humor | 28414 clicks | 1 comments | A male driver is pulled over by a cop and the following conversation takes place...
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| Two men of questionable means worked the Post Office lobby, systematically rattling the little doors on the P.O. boxes, perhaps hoping one would spring open and disgorge fungible treasure. |
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Bobby Brown
Atlanta, Georgia, authorities charged singer Bobby Brown with possession of marijuana, speeding, and driving without a license or proof of insurance on November 7, 2002. They then discovered an outstanding warrant from DeKalb County for an April 1996 DUI. After posting bond in Atlanta, the singer was transported to the DeKalb County Jail. On January 17, 2003, he pleaded guilty to the 1996 DUI and was sentenced to eight days in jail. In August 2003, he was arrested for alleged probation violations. In February 2004, a DeKalb County judge revoked his probation. In July 2004, he reported to the Fulton County Jail for a misdemeanor battery charge from December 2003 following a fight with wife Whitney Houston. In March 2006, Brown was arrested in Massachusetts for a 1992 warrant for unlicensed operation of a motor vehicle and an uninsured motor vehicle trailer. He posted the $40 bail and was released.
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