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Illegally Crossing The Border
Published: February 12, 2010 | | 3715 clicks |
Some interesting facts if you decide to cross the border illegally...

Don't Say This To A Cop
Published: February 05, 2010 | | 42360 clicks |
The top 20 things not to say to a cop when he pulls you over.

Writing A Ticket...
Published: September 29, 2009 | | 5059 clicks |
I went to the store the other day. I was only in there for about five minutes, and when I came out there was a motorcycle cop writing a parking ticket.

You're Going To Get Screwed
Published: March 17, 2008 | | 26266 clicks |
It was a small town and the patrolman was making his evening rounds...

Two Blondes
Published: March 05, 2008 | | 26776 clicks |
Two blondes decided to rob a bank together. The first blonde, Judy plans the robbery and goes over the plan with the second blonde, Buffy, in great detail. The robbery begins...

The Chicago Police Department
Published: September 21, 2007 | | 17233 clicks |
In an effort to determine the top crime fighting agency in the country, the president narrowed the field to three finalist, the CIA, the FBI, and the Chicago Police.

Cheap And Simple Ways To Ward Off Burglars
Published: July 31, 2007 | | 32369 clicks |
The following are a few simple ways to keep burglars out of the house by putting a few signs in well-placed locations.

A Case For The FBI
Published: July 22, 2007 | | 21836 clicks |
The phone rings at FBI headquarters. "Hello?" "Hello, is this FBI?" "Yes. What do you want?" "I'm calling to report my neighbor Tom. He is hiding marijuana in his firewood." "This will be noted."

Potato Sack Crooks
Published: July 22, 2007 | | 18854 clicks |
A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde were robbing a supermarket when a police officer walked in the store.

Catching The Shoplifter
Published: July 18, 2007 | | 17281 clicks |
A shoplifter was caught red-handed trying to steal a watch from an exclusive jewelry store. "Listen," said the shoplifter, "I know you don't want any trouble either. What do you say I just buy the watch and we forget about this?"

The 10 Most Wanted
Published: July 09, 2007 | | 27578 clicks |
Little Sammy's kindergarten class was on a field trip to their local police station. There they saw pictures tacked to a big bulletin board.

Prison Vs. Full-Time Job
Published: July 02, 2007 | | 19351 clicks |
Which is better?

New Person In Prison
Published: July 02, 2007 | | 20237 clicks |
A new man is brought into Prison Cell 102...

Return To Sender
Published: June 29, 2007 | | 12445 clicks |
A police officer attempts to stop a car for speeding and the guy gradually increases his speed until he's topping 100 mph. He eventually realizes he can't escape and finally pulls over.

The cop approaches the car and says, "It's been a long day and my tour is almost over, so if you can give me a good excuse for your behavior, I'll let you go."

The guy thinks for a few seconds and then says, "My wife ran away with a cop about a week ago. I thought you might be that officer trying to give her back!"

The Helpful Wife
Published: June 16, 2007 | | 31118 clicks |
A male driver is pulled over by a cop and the following conversation takes place...

 

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Bobby Brown

Atlanta, Georgia, authorities charged singer Bobby Brown with possession of marijuana, speeding, and driving without a license or proof of insurance on November 7, 2002. They then discovered an outstanding warrant from DeKalb County for an April 1996 DUI. After posting bond in Atlanta, the singer was transported to the DeKalb County Jail. On January 17, 2003, he pleaded guilty to the 1996 DUI and was sentenced to eight days in jail. In August 2003, he was arrested for alleged probation violations. In February 2004, a DeKalb County judge revoked his probation. In July 2004, he reported to the Fulton County Jail for a misdemeanor battery charge from December 2003 following a fight with wife Whitney Houston. In March 2006, Brown was arrested in Massachusetts for a 1992 warrant for unlicensed operation of a motor vehicle and an uninsured motor vehicle trailer. He posted the $40 bail and was released.

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