| Illegally Crossing The Border | | Published: February 12, 2010 | Police Humor | 606 clicks | 0 comments | Some interesting facts if you decide to cross the border illegally...
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| Don't Say This To A Cop | | Published: February 05, 2010 | Police Humor | 37273 clicks | 0 comments | The top 20 things not to say to a cop when he pulls you over.
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| Writing A Ticket... | | Published: September 29, 2009 | Police Humor | 3197 clicks | 0 comments | I went to the store the other day. I was only in there for about five minutes, and when I came out there was a motorcycle cop writing a parking ticket.
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| You're Going To Get Screwed | | Published: March 17, 2008 | Police Humor | 24138 clicks | 4 comments | It was a small town and the patrolman was making his evening rounds...
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| Two Blondes | | Published: March 05, 2008 | Police Humor | 24602 clicks | 0 comments | Two blondes decided to rob a bank together. The first blonde, Judy plans the robbery and goes over the plan with the second blonde, Buffy, in great detail. The robbery begins...
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| The Chicago Police Department | | Published: September 21, 2007 | Police Humor | 15749 clicks | 0 comments | In an effort to determine the top crime fighting agency in the country, the president narrowed the field to three finalist, the CIA, the FBI, and the Chicago Police.
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| Cheap And Simple Ways To Ward Off Burglars | | Published: July 31, 2007 | Police Humor | 30652 clicks | 0 comments | The following are a few simple ways to keep burglars out of the house by putting a few signs in well-placed locations.
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| A Case For The FBI | | Published: July 22, 2007 | Police Humor | 20591 clicks | 0 comments | The phone rings at FBI headquarters. "Hello?" "Hello, is this FBI?" "Yes. What do you want?" "I'm calling to report my neighbor Tom. He is hiding marijuana in his firewood." "This will be noted."
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| Potato Sack Crooks | | Published: July 22, 2007 | Police Humor | 17796 clicks | 0 comments | A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde were robbing a supermarket when a police officer walked in the store.
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| Catching The Shoplifter | | Published: July 18, 2007 | Police Humor | 16141 clicks | 0 comments | A shoplifter was caught red-handed trying to steal a watch from an exclusive jewelry store. "Listen," said the shoplifter, "I know you don't want any trouble either. What do you say I just buy the watch and we forget about this?"
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| The 10 Most Wanted | | Published: July 09, 2007 | Police Humor | 26148 clicks | 0 comments | Little Sammy's kindergarten class was on a field trip to their local police station. There they saw pictures tacked to a big bulletin board.
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| Prison Vs. Full-Time Job | | Published: July 02, 2007 | Police Humor | 18071 clicks | 0 comments | Which is better?
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| New Person In Prison | | Published: July 02, 2007 | Police Humor | 19073 clicks | 2 comments | A new man is brought into Prison Cell 102...
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| Return To Sender | | Published: June 29, 2007 | Police Humor | 11577 clicks | 0 comments | A police officer attempts to stop a car for speeding and the guy gradually increases his speed until he's topping 100 mph. He eventually realizes he can't escape and finally pulls over.
The cop approaches the car and says, "It's been a long day and my tour is almost over, so if you can give me a good excuse for your behavior, I'll let you go."
The guy thinks for a few seconds and then says, "My wife ran away with a cop about a week ago. I thought you might be that officer trying to give her back!"
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| The Helpful Wife | | Published: June 16, 2007 | Police Humor | 29608 clicks | 1 comments | A male driver is pulled over by a cop and the following conversation takes place...
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| Katherine Lambeth, 50, of Cloverhill Drive allowed a man named "G" to borrow her 1980 Oldsmobile, Officer Shawn Haney reported. In exchange, she received from him $50 worth of crack cocaine and a promise to return the car by 5 p.m. last Saturday. When he didn't return the car as promised, she reported her car missing Monday. The car is valued at $1,500. |
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