Clumsy Crooks
Home News Police Humor Mug Shots Pictures Videos Shoplifting Daily Steals

 
Slow Down Or Stop
Published: January 15, 2012 | | 16533 Clicks
A man was driving down a local street one day and approached a stop sign. He barely slowed down and ran right through the stop sign after glancing for traffic.

What the driver didn't know was that a policeman was watching the intersection. The policeman pulled out after him and stopped the car two blocks away.

Policeman: "License, registration and proof of insurance please."

Driver: "Before I give it to you, tell me what the heck you stopped me for."

Policeman: "Watch your tone sir; you ran the stop sign back there."

Driver: "Man, I slowed down, what the heck is the difference?"

The police officer pulled out his night stick and began smashing it over the man's head and shoulders.

Policeman: "Now, do you want me to just slow down or stop?

 



 

Funny Shirt Mug Shots | Funny Mug Shots | Bad Teachers



Hot Today
Los Angeles Peace Ma...
Letter Of The Day
Tacos Jalisco

Twitter

Rss

Digg

Stumble Upon


Random Media
Man In Curious Georg...
HOMICDL
Someone Call Tripple...
Man Caught Smuggling...
Stealing An Entire A...
Letter Of The Day

Police Blotter

After some mild bickering during a delivery at a Wal-Mart in October in Indiana County, Pa., according to police, a Pepsi Cola route man allegedly repeatedly punched a Coca-Cola route man in the face.

Celebrity Mug Shot Of The Day

Mike Tyson

Scottsdale police arrested an inebriated Mike Tyson in December 2004 and charged him with misdemeanor criminal damage. According to the authorities, the ex-heavyweight champion left the Pussycat Lounge at 12:45 a.m. and jumped on the hood of a 1999 Toyota Solara. Tyson yelled at the car's driver while perched on his hands and knees, causing about $1500 in damage to the stranger's car. Scottsdale police arrested former heavyweight champion Mike Tyson again in December 2006, this time charging him with drunk driving and possession of cocaine. Tyson, 40, was pulled over outside an Arizona nightclub when his BMW nearly struck a sheriff's cruiser. After failing the field sobriety tests, the police arrested the boxer for driving under the influence. Authorities also found two small bags of cocaine in Tyson's pocket and third bag in his car. He was booked into the Maricopa County Sheriff's lockup.

More Mug Shots

Cell Block 8


 

Contact Us | Copyright | Terms | DMCA Policy | Privacy Policy | Press | Advertising

© 2015 Case Breakers, Inc - All Rights Reserved.