The phone rings at FBI headquarters. "Hello?" "Hello, is this FBI?" "Yes. What do you want?" "I'm calling to report my neighbor Tom. He is hiding marijuana in his firewood." "This will be noted."
Next day, the FBI comes over to Tom's house. They search the shed where the firewood is kept, break every piece of wood, find no marijuana, swear at Tom and leave.
The phone rings at Tom's house. "Hey, Tom! Did the FBI come?" "Yeah!" "Did they chop your firewood?" "Yeah they did." "Okay, now it's your turn to call. I need my garden plowed."
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A woman found a racoon trespassing in her garage on Garrison Road Oct. 16 at 8:30 a.m. No arrest was made.
Nicole Richie
In December 2006, The California Highway Patrol busted Nicole Richie, co-star of the reality TV show The Simple Life, for suspicion of DUI, a misdemeanor. The 25-year-old actress was booked at the Glendale Police Department, where the mug shot below was taken. She was later released after posting $15,000 in bail. As of June 2007, she was still awaiting trial.
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