Some interesting facts if you decide to cross the border illegally...
If you cross the North Korean border illegally you get 12 years hard labor.
If you cross the Iranian border illegally you are detained indefinitely.
If you cross the Afghan border illegally, you get shot.
If you cross the Saudi Arabian border illegally you will be jailed.
If you cross the Chinese border illegally you may never be heard from again.
If you cross the Venezuelan border illegally you will be branded a spy and your fate will be sealed.
If you cross the Cuban Border illegally you will be thrown into a political prison to rot.
If you cross the U.S. border illegally you get:
* A job
* A drivers license
* A social security card
* Food Stamps
* Credit Cards
* Subsidized rent or a loan to buy a house
* Free education
* Free health care
* A lobbyist in Washington
* Billions of dollars worth of public documents printed in your language
* The right to carry your country's flag while you protest that you don't get enough respect
A resident of Wellingwood Drive reported that his mailbox in the shape of a cow was stolen.
The LAPD arrested former NYPD Blue star Kim Delaney in January 2002 for drunk driving, even though she was not driving at the time. A concerned motorist observed Delaney's erratic driving, called 911 to report it, and followed the actress to her home, where they were met by sheriff's deputies. The actress denied she had been drinking and declined to take a sobriety test. In February 2002, Delaney was sentenced to probation and ordered to pay a fine after pleading no contest to a charge of reckless driving.