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Police HumorA treasure of police humor, jokes and funnies.| Slow Down Or Stop | | Published: January 15, 2012 | Police Humor | 789 Clicks | Comments | A man was driving down a local street one day and approached a stop sign. He barely slowed down and ran right through the stop sign after glancing for traffic.
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| The 10 Most Wanted | | Published: November 13, 2011 | Police Humor | 32437 Clicks | Comments |  Little Sammy's kindergarten class was on a field trip to their local police station. There they saw pictures tacked to a big bulletin board.
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| The Helpful Wife | | Published: October 23, 2011 | Police Humor | 37075 Clicks | Comments | A male driver is pulled over by a cop and the following conversation takes place...
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| Bank Robbery In Texas | | Published: February 03, 2011 | Police Humor | 4356 Clicks | Comments | A hooded robber burst into a Texas bank and forced the tellers to load a sack full of cash.
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| Prison Vs. Full-Time Job | | Published: January 18, 2011 | Police Humor | 24527 Clicks | Comments | Which is better?
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| Illegally Crossing The Border | | Published: February 12, 2010 | Police Humor | 9761 Clicks | Comments | Some interesting facts if you decide to cross the border illegally...
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| Don't Say This To A Cop | | Published: February 05, 2010 | Police Humor | 52342 Clicks | Comments | The top 20 things not to say to a cop when he pulls you over.
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| Writing A Ticket... | | Published: September 29, 2009 | Police Humor | 9414 Clicks | Comments |  I went to the store the other day. I was only in there for about five minutes, and when I came out there was a motorcycle cop writing a parking ticket.
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| You're Going To Get Screwed | | Published: March 17, 2008 | Police Humor | 31026 Clicks | Comments | It was a small town and the patrolman was making his evening rounds...
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| Two Blondes | | Published: March 05, 2008 | Police Humor | 31850 Clicks | Comments |  Two blondes decided to rob a bank together. The first blonde, Judy plans the robbery and goes over the plan with the second blonde, Buffy, in great detail. The robbery begins...
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| The Chicago Police Department | | Published: September 21, 2007 | Police Humor | 21094 Clicks | Comments | In an effort to determine the top crime fighting agency in the country, the president narrowed the field to three finalist, the CIA, the FBI, and the Chicago Police.
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| Cheap And Simple Ways To Ward Off Burglars | | Published: July 31, 2007 | Police Humor | 37051 Clicks | Comments | The following are a few simple ways to keep burglars out of the house by putting a few signs in well-placed locations.
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| A Case For The FBI | | Published: July 22, 2007 | Police Humor | 25282 Clicks | Comments |  The phone rings at FBI headquarters. "Hello?" "Hello, is this FBI?" "Yes. What do you want?" "I'm calling to report my neighbor Tom. He is hiding marijuana in his firewood." "This will be noted."
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| Potato Sack Crooks | | Published: July 22, 2007 | Police Humor | 21960 Clicks | Comments | A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde were robbing a supermarket when a police officer walked in the store.
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| Catching The Shoplifter | | Published: July 18, 2007 | Police Humor | 20273 Clicks | Comments | A shoplifter was caught red-handed trying to steal a watch from an exclusive jewelry store. "Listen," said the shoplifter, "I know you don't want any trouble either. What do you say I just buy the watch and we forget about this?"
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| New Person In Prison | | Published: July 02, 2007 | Police Humor | 23828 Clicks | Comments | A new man is brought into Prison Cell 102...
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| Return To Sender | | Published: June 29, 2007 | Police Humor | 14927 Clicks | Comments | A police officer attempts to stop a car for speeding and the guy gradually increases his speed until he's topping 100 mph. He eventually realizes he can't escape and finally pulls over.
The cop approaches the car and says, "It's been a long day and my tour is almost over, so if you can give me a good excuse for your behavior, I'll let you go."
The guy thinks for a few seconds and then says, "My wife ran away with a cop about a week ago. I thought you might be that officer trying to give her back!"
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| A woman's dog was chasing horses on her neighbor's property. The neighbor wanted the dog off her property. When the dog disobeyed orders, the neighbor went into the house to grab her shotgun. When she came back out with the gun she saw the dog coming out |
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Al Pacino
Al Pacino was arrested in 1961 for carrying a concealed weapon, but the charges were later dropped. He told the police he was on his way to an acting job and needed the weapon for the skit. He was 21-years-old when this mug shot was taken.
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