A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde were robbing a supermarket when a police officer walked in the store.
The three women decide to hide in three potato sacks.
The cop kicks the first bag, and the brunette says, "meow", the cop says, "oh, its only a cat"
He kicks the second bag, and the redhead says, "woof, woof". The cop says, "its only a dog".
He kicks the third bag, and the blonde says, "potato"
A man expressed worry because his White Boulevard neighbor was outside waving around a sword. Officer Sean Garrison explained to the neighbor he couldn't practice his Ninja skills in his front yard. The man promised to leave the non-sharpened practice swo
British import Hugh Grant was arrested in June 1995 in Hollywood, California by police who allegedly "caught him in the act" with hooker Divine Brown. After pleading guilty to a misdemeanor lewd conduct charge, the actor paid his mandatory fines and served two years probation. Forty-seven-year-old Grant was arrested again in April 2007 on charges of assault with a tub of baked beans. A photographer, while hunting for pics of Grant's ex-girlfriend Liz Hurley in their West London neighborhood, alleged that Grant physically attacked him and threw beans at him. The charges were later dismissed by the police.