A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde were robbing a supermarket when a police officer walked in the store.
The three women decide to hide in three potato sacks.
The cop kicks the first bag, and the brunette says, "meow", the cop says, "oh, its only a cat"
He kicks the second bag, and the redhead says, "woof, woof". The cop says, "its only a dog".
He kicks the third bag, and the blonde says, "potato"
A man walked out of a Military Road bowling alley with a full glass of beer and proceeded to walk home. Police stopped him, only to find that the glass wasn't filled with beer, but a fluid of similar color.
Actress Michelle Rodriguez, 27, who plays police officer Ana Lucia on the TV show Lost, was arrested by real-life police in December 2005 after her cars was seen weaving in Kailua, Hawaii. After failing a field sobriety test, Rodriguez was charged with driving under the influence and released on $500 bail. Her character on the show was subsequently killed off.
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