Clumsy Crooks
Home News Police Humor Mug Shots Pictures Videos Shoplifting Daily Steals

 
The Chicago Police Department
Published: September 21, 2007 | | 30637 Clicks
In an effort to determine the top crime fighting agency in the country, the president narrowed the field to three finalist, the CIA, the FBI, and the Chicago Police.

The three remaining contenders were given the task of catching a rabbit which was released into the forest.

The CIA went into the forest. They placed animal informants throughout. They questioned all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of extensive investigation they concluded that rabbits do not exist.

The FBI went into the forest. After two weeks without a capture, they burned the forest killing everything in it, including the rabbit. They made no apologies. The rabbit deserved it.

The CPD went into the forest. They came out two hours later with a badly beaten bear. The bear was yelling "Okay, Okay, I'm a rabbit, I'm a rabbit".

 



 

Funny Shirt Mug Shots | Funny Mug Shots | Bad Teachers



Hot Today
The Real Ghost Buste...
Sinking Car
Does This Turn You O...

Twitter

Rss

Digg

Stumble Upon


Random Media
Bike Lock Alternativ...
Tree Theft
Crazy Naked Man
Donut Anyone?
Bird Steals Burger
So Hot... So Hot...

Police Blotter

Two Cabbage Patch dolls, one Chatty Cathy and three other dolls, along with a storage box, were reported missing after a padlock was cut in the basement storage area of a Fisher Road apartment complex.

Celebrity Mug Shot Of The Day

Cynthia Watros

Thirty-seven-year-old, Cynthia Watros, who played Libby on ABC's hit TV series Lost, was pulled over after midnight on December 1, 2005 after her car was seen weaving in Kailua, Hawaii. She pled guilty to a charge of drunk driving and was fined $370 and ordered to undergo 14 hours of counseling. She also lost her license for 90 days.

More Mug Shots

Cell Block 8

Funny Mugshots
These crooks went down in style!


 

Contact Us | Copyright | Terms | DMCA Policy | Privacy Policy | Press | Advertising

© 2015 Case Breakers, Inc - All Rights Reserved.