Clumsy Crooks
Home News Police Humor Mug Shots Pictures Videos Shoplifting Daily Steals

 
The Helpful Wife
Published: October 23, 2011 | | 57261 Clicks
A male driver is pulled over by a cop and the following conversation takes place...

Man: What's the problem officer?
Cop: You were going at least 75 in a 55 zone.
Man: No sir, I was going 65.
Wife: Oh Harry. You were going 80.
(Man gives his wife a dirty look.)

Cop: I'm also going to give you a ticket for your broken tail light.
Man: Broken tail light? I didn't know about a broken tail light!
Wife: Oh Harry, you've known about that tail light for weeks.
(Man gives his wife a dirty look.)

Cop: I'm also going to give you a citation for not wearing your seat belt.
Man: Oh, I just took it off when you were walking up to the car.
Wife: Oh Harry, you never wear your seat belt.
Man: Shut your mouth, woman!

Cop: Ma'am, does your husband always talk to you this way?
Wife: No, only when he's drunk.

 



 

Funny Shirt Mug Shots | Funny Mug Shots | Bad Teachers



Hot Today
Police Humor
Oversize Load
Bank Robber's Bizarr...

Twitter

Rss

Digg

Stumble Upon


Random Media
Dangerous
Police Composite - H...
Santa Going To Jail
Terrible Wedding Day
Judge Willie Stroker
My Neighbor Is A Thi...

Police Blotter

Hiroshi Nishizaki, 46, was arrested in Osaka, Japan, in May and accused of causing damage of the equivalent of about $5,500 by pouring urine on a neighbor's house on 169 occasions, because it was blocking Nishizaki's view.

Celebrity Mug Shot Of The Day

D'Angelo

R&B singer Michael Archer, better known as D'Angelo was charged with assault, disorderly conduct, and other misdemeanors in Virginia in November 2002 stemming from an incident in which the Grammy winner allegedly cut off a female motorist. According to official reports, the 28-year-old singer cursed and spit on the other motorist. The police subsequently served an arrest warrant on him and had to use pepper spray to subdue the agitated performer.

More Mug Shots

Cell Block 8

Funny Mugshots
These crooks went down in style!


 

Contact Us | Copyright | Terms | DMCA Policy | Privacy Policy | Press | Advertising

© 2015 Case Breakers, Inc - All Rights Reserved.