It was a small town and the patrolman was making his evening rounds...
As he was checking a used car lot, he came upon two little old ladies sitting in a used car. He stopped and asked them why they were sitting there in the car. Were you trying to steal it? "Heavens no, we bought it." "Then why don't you drive it away." "We can't drive." "Then why did you buy it?" "We were told that if we bought a used car here we'd get screwed... so we're just waiting.
Police are investigating two incidents involving a male exposing himself on the Neumann College campus.
The first incident occurred Jan. 22, about 2:45 p.m., in a stairwell. A female student said she encountered a white male in his mid-20s who was exposing himself.
A second incident was reported about 3 p.m. Feb. 11. The male was described as white, between 20 and 30 years old, about 180 pounds with short brown hair and wearing large frame glasses, faded brown bomber jacket and a blue shirt.
The LAPD arrested former NYPD Blue star Kim Delaney in January 2002 for drunk driving, even though she was not driving at the time. A concerned motorist observed Delaney's erratic driving, called 911 to report it, and followed the actress to her home, where they were met by sheriff's deputies. The actress denied she had been drinking and declined to take a sobriety test. In February 2002, Delaney was sentenced to probation and ordered to pay a fine after pleading no contest to a charge of reckless driving.