It was a small town and the patrolman was making his evening rounds...
As he was checking a used car lot, he came upon two little old ladies sitting in a used car. He stopped and asked them why they were sitting there in the car. Were you trying to steal it? "Heavens no, we bought it." "Then why don't you drive it away." "We can't drive." "Then why did you buy it?" "We were told that if we bought a used car here we'd get screwed... so we're just waiting.
A victim took a burglar into custody after he entered his home on Gold Valley Drive. Officer Amy Cassidy questioned the suspect who mistakenly entered the wrong house. He was a guest at a neighbor's home. The suspect stated he was "just too drunk for his
On September 11, 2002, the California Highway Patrol arrested actor Nick Nolte on suspicion of driving under the influence. A CHP officer saw Nolte's Mercedes-Benz swerving across a Malibu highway, and upon pulling him over, the officer noted he was drooling and looked droopy-eyed. He was released on $25,000 bond.