| You're Going To Get Screwed | | Published: March 17, 2008 | Police Humor | 31019 Clicks | It was a small town and the patrolman was making his evening rounds...
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As he was checking a used car lot, he came upon two little old ladies sitting in a used car. He stopped and asked them why they were sitting there in the car. Were you trying to steal it? "Heavens no, we bought it." "Then why don't you drive it away." "We can't drive." "Then why did you buy it?" "We were told that if we bought a used car here we'd get screwed... so we're just waiting. |
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| Katherine Lambeth, 50, of Cloverhill Drive allowed a man named "G" to borrow her 1980 Oldsmobile, Officer Shawn Haney reported. In exchange, she received from him $50 worth of crack cocaine and a promise to return the car by 5 p.m. last Saturday. When he didn't return the car as promised, she reported her car missing Monday. The car is valued at $1,500. |
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James Brown
Aiken County, South Carolina, authorities charged the "Godfather of Soul" James Brown with domestic violence in January 2004 when the 70-year-old allegedly pushed his 33-year-old wife, Tommie Rea Brown, to the floor during an argument. Investigators reported that Tommie Rea suffered "scratches and bruises to her right arm and hip" during the bedroom brawl.
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