It was a small town and the patrolman was making his evening rounds...
As he was checking a used car lot, he came upon two little old ladies sitting in a used car. He stopped and asked them why they were sitting there in the car. Were you trying to steal it? "Heavens no, we bought it." "Then why don't you drive it away." "We can't drive." "Then why did you buy it?" "We were told that if we bought a used car here we'd get screwed... so we're just waiting.
A sick alligator was reported in a pond on Henderson Road on July 26. Police came and observed the 4-foot-long alligator. It did not look sick to them.
David Faustino, who played Bud Bundy on the long-running comedy Married with Children, was arrested in May 2007 after police noticed him screaming at his ex-wife in the middle of an intersection. When the cops smelled alcohol on his breath and found marijuana in his pocket, he was booked on possession of marijuana and disorderly intoxication charges, at which time the mug shot below was taken.