| Writing A Ticket... | | Published: September 29, 2009 | Permalink | Police Humor | 1009 clicks | 0 comments | I went to the store the other day. I was only in there for about five minutes, and when I came out there was a motorcycle cop writing a parking ticket.
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| You're Going To Get Screwed | | Published: March 17, 2008 | Permalink | Police Humor | 21924 clicks | 3 comments | It was a small town and the patrolman was making his evening rounds...
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| Two Blondes | | Published: March 05, 2008 | Permalink | Police Humor | 22089 clicks | 0 comments | Two blondes decided to rob a bank together. The first blonde, Judy plans the robbery and goes over the plan with the second blonde, Buffy, in great detail. The robbery begins...
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| The Chicago Police Department | | Published: September 21, 2007 | Permalink | Police Humor | 14437 clicks | 0 comments | In an effort to determine the top crime fighting agency in the country, the president narrowed the field to three finalist, the CIA, the FBI, and the Chicago Police.
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| Cheap And Simple Ways To Ward Off Burglars | | Published: July 31, 2007 | Permalink | Police Humor | 29165 clicks | 0 comments | The following are a few simple ways to keep burglars out of the house by putting a few signs in well-placed locations.
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| A Case For The FBI | | Published: July 22, 2007 | Permalink | Police Humor | 19385 clicks | 0 comments | The phone rings at FBI headquarters. "Hello?" "Hello, is this FBI?" "Yes. What do you want?" "I'm calling to report my neighbor Tom. He is hiding marijuana in his firewood." "This will be noted."
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| Potato Sack Crooks | | Published: July 22, 2007 | Permalink | Police Humor | 16703 clicks | 0 comments | A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde were robbing a supermarket when a police officer walked in the store.
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| Catching The Shoplifter | | Published: July 18, 2007 | Permalink | Police Humor | 15036 clicks | 0 comments | A shoplifter was caught red-handed trying to steal a watch from an exclusive jewelry store. "Listen," said the shoplifter, "I know you don't want any trouble either. What do you say I just buy the watch and we forget about this?"
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| The 10 Most Wanted | | Published: July 09, 2007 | Permalink | Police Humor | 24892 clicks | 0 comments | Little Sammy's kindergarten class was on a field trip to their local police station. There they saw pictures tacked to a big bulletin board.
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| Prison Vs. Full-Time Job | | Published: July 02, 2007 | Permalink | Police Humor | 16966 clicks | 0 comments | Which is better?
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| New Person In Prison | | Published: July 02, 2007 | Permalink | Police Humor | 18018 clicks | 2 comments | A new man is brought into Prison Cell 102...
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| Don't Say This To A Cop | | Published: July 02, 2007 | Permalink | Police Humor | 34971 clicks | 0 comments | The top 20 things not to say to a cop when he pulls you over.
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| Return To Sender | | Published: June 29, 2007 | Permalink | Police Humor | 10830 clicks | 0 comments | A police officer attempts to stop a car for speeding and the guy gradually increases his speed until he's topping 100 mph. He eventually realizes he can't escape and finally pulls over.
The cop approaches the car and says, "It's been a long day and my tour is almost over, so if you can give me a good excuse for your behavior, I'll let you go."
The guy thinks for a few seconds and then says, "My wife ran away with a cop about a week ago. I thought you might be that officer trying to give her back!"
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| The Helpful Wife | | Published: June 16, 2007 | Permalink | Police Humor | 28235 clicks | 1 comments | A male driver is pulled over by a cop and the following conversation takes place...
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