They're bullet holes, you r-tards. The sticks are to track bullet trajectory during the investigation.

Used to work at a gas station and people did this regularly. One guy actually threatened to sue us for the damage to his paint job when the breakoff whipped around and whacked the car. That was the only guy. All the rest were women, usually yammering into a cell phone, driving off when I return the credit card.

Jeez, and here thought I'd found a site where I didn't have to put up with these stupid "cute animal photos" bullshit. Gay, sissy, and just how the hell did this get on "clumsy crooks"???

That's the downside of being champion of "bring home the fattest".

Yes. Yes it does.

You're. Toolbags.

The computer paid the ultimate price for it's owner's ignorance.

Pigs? You mean guys? Probably a gay test or something. They all passed.

Once that lard-ass sat down, he'd have to call for backup to....uh...get back up.

Meanwhile, people gawking at what they initially believe to be a genuine accident are themselves in an accident because they were distracted.